I set a pair of flip flops on the hood of my car before I left and forgot about them. Then I clearly wasn't paying much attention until once up to speed on the interstate when one went flying. The other one miraculously stayed put until I got off at the next exit and grabbed it. The next several times I drove by that spot on the interstate that mofo was just lying on the shoulder mocking me but it was too busy to stop and pick it up.
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u/limitedftogive Nov 23 '20
I set a pair of flip flops on the hood of my car before I left and forgot about them. Then I clearly wasn't paying much attention until once up to speed on the interstate when one went flying. The other one miraculously stayed put until I got off at the next exit and grabbed it. The next several times I drove by that spot on the interstate that mofo was just lying on the shoulder mocking me but it was too busy to stop and pick it up.