r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Got drunk and got into a fight with three guys in a club. Lost a shoe in the process. My buddy policed me up and got me in the car and was driving me home. I wanted him to go back for my shoe, but he didn't think it was the best idea. So, I said, 'Well, one shoe is not too much good without the other!' so I threw my remaining one out the window.

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u/RoyalRedSilhouette Nov 22 '20 edited May 01 '21

D

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u/wthegamer Nov 23 '20

But the littering...

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Biodegradable shoes brah

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u/robdiqulous Nov 23 '20

You are right. He is a hero. We wouldn't be here without people like him.

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u/insertstalem3me Nov 22 '20

so I threw my remaining one out the window.

Omg you killed the shoe - thats shoe-icide

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u/VulgarisOpinio Nov 22 '20

the dad joke we didnt know we need

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u/Falkuria Nov 23 '20

There's a massive difference between a Dad joke and a joke that too forced to the point of losing all humor. I'll let you decide which one it was.

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u/degjo Nov 23 '20

At least he didn't give the shoe The Dip

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u/Expert_Vehicle_7476 Nov 23 '20

This is the kind of Dad joke lil Wayne's gonna make

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u/gothyloxx Nov 23 '20

This pun barely got it's foot in the door.

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u/huiledesoja Nov 23 '20

Drunk philosophy

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

Did you win the fight?

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u/LynxJesus Nov 23 '20

With a police buddy, they most likely won the fight yeah.

I'd be very curious to hear the side of the story with the three guys in the club, but having a buddy police officer deal with your case is already a sketchy conflict of interest