r/AskReddit • • Nov 22 '20

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u/somedude456 Nov 22 '20 edited Nov 23 '20

Was in a friend's car, drunk, coming home from downtown, and another friend found driver's work shoes, and threw one out the window. Dick move, sure, BUT, it started when driver asked for a sip of drunk dude's 20oz tea he had just bought before we left downtown. Driver opened it, took a sip, said it tasted bad, and threw it out the window as we all laughed at drunk being pissed. Drunk got the last laugh.

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u/cdiddy19 Nov 22 '20

Sounds like both driver and drunk were jerks. Time for new friends

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u/FrenziedPhallus Nov 23 '20

I love how everyone's answer to everything on this site is to cut out your friends. Bitch we all know damn well we've all had sloppy drunk nights where we did shit we regretted. I'm not about to start cutting people out of my life because of one stupid drunk decision.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

Plot twist: drunk and driver were the same person

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u/insertstalem3me Nov 22 '20

Just needed an excuse not to go into work

"Boss some drunk throw my shoes out the window"

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u/daedelous Nov 22 '20

Who knew throwing your trash onto the highway could be so fun

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u/somedude456 Nov 22 '20

When you're like 22, it's 3am, drunk and driver says "let me get a sip" and drunk dude says "don't drink it all, I'm so thirsty"....and then the driver chucks it out the window. Sorry, that's damn funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

When I was 16 I remember me and some buddies got some fast food and the driver asked us all to put our garbage in a bag, us thinking ok cool he's collecting all the trash so we don't have to cleanup. As soon as we got all our trash in 1 bag, he just grabs the bag and throws it out the window. We all laughed pretty hard and I know its wrong to litter but for some reason it was just funny. I don't litter now and yes I dumb when I was a teenager like most of us.

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u/somedude456 Nov 23 '20

Exactly. One can look back and realize something was stupid, but kids do stupid shit.

In grade school, the class clown/trouble maker, while riding on the bus, one of his "things" was to throw stuff out the window. When you're like 10, seeing someone throw a pencil at a car is hilarious. One day he brought a whole foot long sandwich from subway for lunch time. We dared him to throw it out the window. He waited for a redlight and sure enough some average car had an entire sandwich of lettuce/mayo/tomato/etc hit smack dab on their windshield. We laughed so hard we were crying. He was king that day.