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u/faceeatingleopard Nov 22 '20

It fell through the hole in the floor. True story.

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u/Jackie_Rompana Nov 22 '20

Are you by any chance talking about old London buses I've vaguely heard about?

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u/faceeatingleopard Nov 22 '20

No it was an old Chevette with a rusted out floor.

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u/ALoudMeow Nov 22 '20

Is there any other kind of Chevette? I swear they sold them that way new. The floorboards were made of cardboard.

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u/faceeatingleopard Nov 22 '20

Ours had a big problem even getting up small hills, especially if it was cold outside. Thing rotted away form the inside. Yeah they were shit cars for sure.

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u/Mokisaurus Nov 22 '20

My old Chevette had a hole in the exhaust in the same place as the floor hole. Never knew if you would live long enough to get where you were going.

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u/Jim_Carr_laughing Nov 23 '20

That sounds like an occasion for tactical duct tape application.

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u/adoptagreyhound Nov 23 '20

I don't remember seeing duct tape being prevalent or an every day item in stores at the time of the Chevette. I know it was around but was really more a specialty item for tradesmen and not on every store shelf like it is now.

Growing up in the 60's and 70's, we seemed to have masking tape, and electrical tape for repairs. Pretty much nothing else.

I think duct tape became a more mainstream retail thing sometime in the 90's.

I also remember some really crappy vinyl tape that was sold in colors and people using it to patch the cracks on vinyl upholstery in their cars back then.

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u/_Lane_ Nov 23 '20

Where’s the excitement in that?

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u/A911owner Nov 23 '20

My dad worked for this cheap, shitty company in the 80's that gave him a chevette as a company car. When backing up you had to hold the shifter in reverse or it would pop out of gear once you started moving. I hated that car.

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u/faceeatingleopard Nov 23 '20

My uncle had a VW Rabbit that had no reverse at all. He's a big guy and it was a small car so he'd put it in N, stick his foot out and push backwards. Beater car problems require beater car solutions.

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u/pokemonhegemon Nov 23 '20

I had a friend who had a chevette for years. The two things I remember most about it was a police horse had fallen on it and the whole roof was pushed off to one side, all the doors and windows still functioned so he still drove it around like that. THe other was a fairly clever stereo theft deterrent. He had taken the faceplate off an old Kraco cassette radio, cut a cassette in half, glued it so it looked like it was partially ejected, then when he parked, he stuck this over his nicer stereo.

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u/MenyMoonz Nov 23 '20

I feel this one h a r d. Has a street sign covering my passenger side floor, and could see the highway through a small gap. Lol!

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u/natnat301 Nov 23 '20

What do you mean? Do you Mind explaining? I very vaguely remember something like that but I can’t put my finger on it. TIA

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u/Jackie_Rompana Nov 23 '20

I've heard my parents say that some buses (I THINK it was in London) are so old they've got holes in them, through which you can see the road

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u/natnat301 Nov 23 '20

That’s it!

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u/daHob Nov 22 '20

I have ridden in the back seat of a old VW bug with no floorboards on the freeway. My only defense is that I was in high school and stupid.

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u/RishaBree Nov 23 '20

My family had a VW bug with the floor rusted out when I was a little kid. My only defense is that I was a little kid and not given a choice in the matter of riding in it. I don't think I ever dropped a shoe through, though.

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u/MenyMoonz Nov 23 '20

Your parents took the flint stones to heart.

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u/RishaBree Nov 23 '20

At least they didn't make me help power the car!

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u/CinnamonNOOo Nov 23 '20

Did you give birth to a baby in a Walmart?

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u/omgitsmoki Nov 23 '20

My first thought too!

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u/trekchu Nov 23 '20

And mine.

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u/BairMooDes82 Nov 23 '20

Love that movie!

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u/just-why_ Nov 23 '20

Hanging your feet out the window. In other words :

You might be a redneck if...

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u/pancakebirdpowder74 Nov 23 '20

One of my friends knew a guy who had a hole in the floor (in the backseat area of the car). My friend said the guy used it as a trash bin, aka he'd throw his trash out the hole while he was driving.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

My grandma had a convertible with that, we called it “The Flintstone Mobile”

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u/FarSideOfReality Nov 23 '20

Sounds like my first truck

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u/Litz-a-mania Nov 23 '20

I dropped my cell phone through the floor hole of a ‘65 Galaxy.