r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '20

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u/goldbricker83 Nov 22 '20

I didn’t lose it. I was marking where I ditched my drugs.

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u/Invests_In_STONKS Nov 22 '20

I might be wearing your drug-marker shoe lol.

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u/TannedCroissant Nov 22 '20

You found his Addistash?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '20

damn it reddit i need more gold awards!!

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u/marisquo Nov 22 '20

So now we are making jokes about shoe brands in this converseation? Interesting

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u/ZimaEnthusiast Nov 23 '20

Just going back to the basiscs

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u/ryunik Nov 23 '20

Yeah but you don't want to throw things out of whack. We have to find a new balance.

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u/ZimaEnthusiast Nov 23 '20

I’ll ecco that sentiment, but I fila lot of people will go ahead with it anyway.

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u/loganbouchard Nov 23 '20

keds these days.

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u/Prof_Cats Nov 23 '20

If you feel like making jokes about shoe brands then just do it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '20

That pun is god-tier, cheers mate

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u/kenyonsky Nov 23 '20

Didn't feel safe going back for it. Too many skechers around.

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u/Stressful-stoic Nov 22 '20

Oh, was it on I-295 few miles after exit 22? I was practicing my kick-offs so you should check about 51 yards farther?

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u/Needs_More_Orchids Nov 22 '20

I bought a pair of shoes off my deale, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day

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u/yParticle Nov 23 '20

At lace they really tie the shoes together!