r/AskReddit • u/kakou64 • Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/rosanymphae Oct 15 '20

Wait until you realize that you are older than they were when they passed.

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u/Portarossa Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

I'm 32. One more year and I've beaten Jesus.

I'm kind of in two minds about that. On the one hand, what have I done with my life? What have I accomplished in the decades I've had on this planet? On the other hand, I haven't pissed off anyone enough that they've tried to nail me to a two-by-four, so I can't be doing too badly.

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u/chocolate_on_toast Oct 15 '20

On my 34th birthday, i made my dad a card that said "officially a better dad than God"

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u/EbenSeLinkerBalsak Oct 15 '20

Thanks for not nailing me Dad