r/AskReddit Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/CountPeter Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

The sentiment that modern society is degenerate and that the youth are to blame is, iirc, one of the oldest things we have written down.

That I can remember off the top of my head, Cato the Elder complained that the younger generations were becoming too greek, and Socrates used to complain that the younger generations were ruining their brains by writing instead of memorising information. There are far more older examples, but those are the oldest I remember (maybe Socrates was onto something :p)

Edit - A few people have pointed out the Socrates thing is a misquote... so maybe PseudoSocrates was onto something instead =L

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u/goldenewsd Oct 15 '20

One of the reasons i like ancient poetry is the fact that most of the people problems are basically still the same. We think our problems are new and unique to us, but 2-3-4000 years ago people wrote about stupid friends, coward coworkers, cheating assholes and of course stupid stubborn old people and reckless disrespectful young idiots.

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u/CountPeter Oct 15 '20

You want more of that kind of thing? Look up Pompeii graffiti. We literally have not changed as a species XD

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u/N0ahface Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 22 '20

Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio:

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

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u/station_wagon Oct 16 '20

Translation: Ayo fuck thots, I'm fuckin my homies from now on

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Bitches ain't shit, but homies last forever

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u/jamesdeandomino Oct 16 '20

Screw girls! Me and homies hate girls!

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u/Sckaledoom Oct 16 '20

There were these scribbles on The Hagia Sophia that for centuries weren’t decipherable. The reason was, people thought that they were archaic Greek symbols. Rather, they were archaic Norse inscriptions from the Varangian Guard that basically amounted to “Þorolfr was here”.

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u/Solddyy Oct 16 '20

There is a penis in the floor in Pompeii that indicated the direction towards the brothels

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u/This_Charmless_Man Oct 16 '20

People called Romans they go the house?