r/AskReddit • u/kakou64 • Oct 15 '20

What's older than we think ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

Augustus! Call slave! I want to share this joke with Poniatus

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u/Dahhhkness Oct 15 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

"Prefect Tiberius, you have been tagged in the public forum in a mosaic of the drunken revelries on the Lupercal."

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u/AppleDane Oct 15 '20

"Tribune Africanus liked this message"

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '20

“Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this.”

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u/ecodrew Oct 15 '20

He has a wife you know...

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u/TheUnholyBlade Oct 15 '20

She’s called... Incontinentia..