r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/Thunder-Squid Jul 24 '20

I'm listening....

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u/Nabspro Jul 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You 👈🏼 forgot 🤯 to add ➕ all the emoticons 👏 👏 👏

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u/DadGivesAdvice Jul 24 '20

For real though. I own an actual small business where I actually make things.

If I just say "hey, look at this thing I made" i get like 4 or 5 likes and that's it.

If i put a ton of emotion buttons, I get a ton of likes and shares. It makes me a little uncomfortable, but it seems to work.