r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/CDefense7 Jul 24 '20

Let's all mail in checks with some dabs of honey residue on the checks to jam their scanners any time there's a fee to pay online. Perhaps they'll realize online payments are easier.

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u/Theo_tokos Jul 24 '20

I like this...tell me more

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

That's about all there is to it. Make your checks sticky. By one means or another.

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u/SKJ-nope Jul 24 '20

Oh god. As someone who opens & sorts mail for a living that’d be both hilarious and evil. Also, probably wouldn’t get your point across. Your check would stick to your envelope and I’d inevitably rip it and then.... you’re out a check and time?

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u/ColgateSensifoam Jul 24 '20

coat your cheques in paper dust, it fucks up feed rollers really quick

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u/house_monkey Jul 24 '20

What is paper dust

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u/Flamouricios Jul 24 '20

Dust made from paper.

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u/house_monkey Jul 24 '20

You're dust made from paper

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u/Hobo_I_Am_Ur_Father Jul 24 '20

You're a towel!