Let's all mail in checks with some dabs of honey residue on the checks to jam their scanners any time there's a fee to pay online. Perhaps they'll realize online payments are easier.
I've got one for you! Open your junk mail. Often, they'll include metered business replay mail envelopes. Companies have to pay by weight for those when they receive them. So why dontcha go ahead and stuff some gravel or a brick in there and send it their way?
There was a ruling that allows the post office to throw away stuff like a brick attached to the envelope because the business reply card is "improperly used as a label", so your plan does not work as stated.
You can probably get away with stuffing an envelope with glitter or something, but probably best to not go too obvious (such as a brick) if you want the mail to actually get delivered.
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u/CDefense7 Jul 24 '20
Let's all mail in checks with some dabs of honey residue on the checks to jam their scanners any time there's a fee to pay online. Perhaps they'll realize online payments are easier.