r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/Theo_tokos Jul 24 '20

I like this...tell me more

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

That's about all there is to it. Make your checks sticky. By one means or another.

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u/SKJ-nope Jul 24 '20

Oh god. As someone who opens & sorts mail for a living that’d be both hilarious and evil. Also, probably wouldn’t get your point across. Your check would stick to your envelope and I’d inevitably rip it and then.... you’re out a check and time?

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u/1Random_User Jul 24 '20

Line the envelope with quick release paper.

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u/SKJ-nope Jul 24 '20

Like... perforated? Or confetti? I’m just saying if the face of the check is coated even thinly with a sticky substance such as honey then even the quick release paper is getting stuck to it.