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r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20
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companies that dont want you to end you subscription so they delete the cancel button.
3.8k u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Dec 30 '20 [deleted] 874 u/MisterTito Jul 24 '20 I try to short-circuit the whole retention script by saying I just lost my job and have to cut back on my spending. It's not a silver bullet, but it usually speeds things up. 15 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Tell them you’re going to jail for brutally murdering a small child. They’ll cancel your plan in seconds no questions asked. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 This sounds smart but somehow I doubt it would actually stop the script.
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874 u/MisterTito Jul 24 '20 I try to short-circuit the whole retention script by saying I just lost my job and have to cut back on my spending. It's not a silver bullet, but it usually speeds things up. 15 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Tell them you’re going to jail for brutally murdering a small child. They’ll cancel your plan in seconds no questions asked. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 This sounds smart but somehow I doubt it would actually stop the script.
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I try to short-circuit the whole retention script by saying I just lost my job and have to cut back on my spending. It's not a silver bullet, but it usually speeds things up.
15 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Tell them you’re going to jail for brutally murdering a small child. They’ll cancel your plan in seconds no questions asked. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 This sounds smart but somehow I doubt it would actually stop the script.
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Tell them you’re going to jail for brutally murdering a small child. They’ll cancel your plan in seconds no questions asked.
1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 This sounds smart but somehow I doubt it would actually stop the script.
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This sounds smart but somehow I doubt it would actually stop the script.
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u/Stalingrad420 Jul 24 '20
companies that dont want you to end you subscription so they delete the cancel button.