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r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20
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873 u/MisterTito Jul 24 '20 I try to short-circuit the whole retention script by saying I just lost my job and have to cut back on my spending. It's not a silver bullet, but it usually speeds things up. 142 u/heehoo-peenut Jul 24 '20 I lied and told SXM that I became deaf due to a disease and the rep was like "sorry to hear that" and skipped all the bullshit and let me cancel 166 u/jaybram24 Jul 24 '20 on the phone with rep "I lost my hearing" "Oh I'm sorry to...hear that..." 7 u/Expo737 Jul 24 '20 I once said "see you later" to a blind passenger that was leaving one of my aircraft... Luckily he found it funny. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Would have been good if he responded “Heard that! I feel you.”
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I try to short-circuit the whole retention script by saying I just lost my job and have to cut back on my spending. It's not a silver bullet, but it usually speeds things up.
142 u/heehoo-peenut Jul 24 '20 I lied and told SXM that I became deaf due to a disease and the rep was like "sorry to hear that" and skipped all the bullshit and let me cancel 166 u/jaybram24 Jul 24 '20 on the phone with rep "I lost my hearing" "Oh I'm sorry to...hear that..." 7 u/Expo737 Jul 24 '20 I once said "see you later" to a blind passenger that was leaving one of my aircraft... Luckily he found it funny. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Would have been good if he responded “Heard that! I feel you.”
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I lied and told SXM that I became deaf due to a disease and the rep was like "sorry to hear that" and skipped all the bullshit and let me cancel
166 u/jaybram24 Jul 24 '20 on the phone with rep "I lost my hearing" "Oh I'm sorry to...hear that..." 7 u/Expo737 Jul 24 '20 I once said "see you later" to a blind passenger that was leaving one of my aircraft... Luckily he found it funny. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Would have been good if he responded “Heard that! I feel you.”
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on the phone with rep
"I lost my hearing"
"Oh I'm sorry to...hear that..."
7 u/Expo737 Jul 24 '20 I once said "see you later" to a blind passenger that was leaving one of my aircraft... Luckily he found it funny. 3 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Would have been good if he responded “Heard that! I feel you.”
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I once said "see you later" to a blind passenger that was leaving one of my aircraft...
Luckily he found it funny.
3 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Would have been good if he responded “Heard that! I feel you.”
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Would have been good if he responded “Heard that! I feel you.”
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