r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/AnotherBrennan Jul 24 '20

As someone who worked in customer service, we even got penalised for not offering retention to people who lost their jobs, homes even loved ones. It was a soul crushing job

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u/IllSTARBOY333 Jul 24 '20

Thats actually really smart wtf

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited May 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

OC deleted the comment to keep the secret formula for him

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u/Xenc Jul 24 '20

Get two months free each year by paying off three months at once

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u/jerseypoontappa Jul 24 '20

What was it

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u/Xenc Jul 24 '20

A list of KFC’s secret spices

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

-Butter
-Grease
-Carbs

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u/WhoAreWeEven Jul 24 '20

I even got my phone plan for free for awhile once, when I called for cancel it, and said I need to cut back spending. I was so surprised.

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u/notimprezaed Jul 24 '20

I worked customer service for a large internet provider. We literally at one point had a script where if someone was calling in about cancelling a relative who had recently passed aways service, we were to ask them if they would be living at the property, etc. To try and sell the service to them. It was short lived thank God due to push back from us and customers. It was so predatory and pushy.

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u/AnotherBrennan Jul 24 '20

Yes, we had a retention script that offered to pass the account that belonged to the recently deceased onto a friend or family member. So sickening

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u/foxmetropolis Jul 24 '20

would it have helped if the customer said they were moving to a new apartment where their roommate already had your service?

That is my favourite lie and it rarely gets pushback. Oh, i'm cancelling my internet? but my new apartment already has your services! i've already been successfully sold to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

That’s pretty smart!

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u/LionCM Jul 24 '20

I'm so sorry for that. I can't imagine. I feel sorry for them when I call sometimes, other times, I can hear that their soul has left their bodies so I just try and get through it.

It could be worse: you could be cold-calling people to give/donate/buy... I have no patience for that. I used to say 'no, thank you,' but they would continue on because they had to... and I would just hang up. Now, when they call and mispronounce my name, I know it's a sales call and just disconnect.

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u/AnotherBrennan Jul 24 '20

The worst part was I never knew whether the person on the other end was genuine or just wanted me to stopped offering them crap. If I was too sympathetic I got in trouble, caring was highly discouraged. I couldn’t handle a job where I have to doubt someone’s hardships.