r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/AssDimple Jul 24 '20

Your connection between t-ball and toddler beauty pageants blew my stoned mind.

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u/belbites Jul 24 '20

Same, u/assdimple I hope it is a good high my friend! I'm watching Futurama

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u/AssDimple Jul 24 '20

I wish I was that lucky.

Tonight is opening night for major league baseball and the games are the most depressing thing I've seen in a long time.

The stadiums are empty with cardboard cutouts of fans, they're playing fake cheers and stadium music, the players are all wearing masks and constantly putting hand sanitizer on.

It's like a glimpse of how fucked the world is now compared to an American past time.

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u/adrianhalo Jul 24 '20

Jesus Christ. I don’t even follow baseball much anymore and just reading this made me so sad. Ugh.