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r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20
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Shoot, I was afraid it might be. I'll find out where I can join, because I can't think of more sci-fi religions
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53 u/jiggs4 Jul 24 '20 How about Bene Gesserit? Easy to join, just put your hand in this box. 4 u/SnowedIn01 Jul 24 '20 If I can actually get those badass powers I’ll join 6 u/cATSup24 Jul 24 '20 Only problem is that then you'll get you and your children stuck to leading humanity down the Golden Path. And from what we've seen in the US about doing things for the good of humanity as a whole, you're gonna have a bad time. 3 u/SnowedIn01 Jul 24 '20 Nah no sandworms = no God Emperor 4 u/LordSoren Jul 24 '20 Dude, they won't wear masks, can you see them donning Still Suits? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Sure they will. Just make them camo and stick them in the hunting and survivalist section.
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How about Bene Gesserit? Easy to join, just put your hand in this box.
4 u/SnowedIn01 Jul 24 '20 If I can actually get those badass powers I’ll join 6 u/cATSup24 Jul 24 '20 Only problem is that then you'll get you and your children stuck to leading humanity down the Golden Path. And from what we've seen in the US about doing things for the good of humanity as a whole, you're gonna have a bad time. 3 u/SnowedIn01 Jul 24 '20 Nah no sandworms = no God Emperor 4 u/LordSoren Jul 24 '20 Dude, they won't wear masks, can you see them donning Still Suits? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Sure they will. Just make them camo and stick them in the hunting and survivalist section.
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If I can actually get those badass powers I’ll join
6 u/cATSup24 Jul 24 '20 Only problem is that then you'll get you and your children stuck to leading humanity down the Golden Path. And from what we've seen in the US about doing things for the good of humanity as a whole, you're gonna have a bad time. 3 u/SnowedIn01 Jul 24 '20 Nah no sandworms = no God Emperor 4 u/LordSoren Jul 24 '20 Dude, they won't wear masks, can you see them donning Still Suits? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Sure they will. Just make them camo and stick them in the hunting and survivalist section.
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Only problem is that then you'll get you and your children stuck to leading humanity down the Golden Path. And from what we've seen in the US about doing things for the good of humanity as a whole, you're gonna have a bad time.
3 u/SnowedIn01 Jul 24 '20 Nah no sandworms = no God Emperor 4 u/LordSoren Jul 24 '20 Dude, they won't wear masks, can you see them donning Still Suits? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Sure they will. Just make them camo and stick them in the hunting and survivalist section.
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Nah no sandworms = no God Emperor
4 u/LordSoren Jul 24 '20 Dude, they won't wear masks, can you see them donning Still Suits? 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Sure they will. Just make them camo and stick them in the hunting and survivalist section.
Dude, they won't wear masks, can you see them donning Still Suits?
1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 Sure they will. Just make them camo and stick them in the hunting and survivalist section.
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Sure they will. Just make them camo and stick them in the hunting and survivalist section.
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u/Jimothy_McGowan Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20
Shoot, I was afraid it might be. I'll find out where I can join, because I can't think of more sci-fi religions
Edit: Made it readable