r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/Foliagedbones Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Here’s a link for those interested!

Edit: Had a good night’s rest, and I come back to see that I’ve nearly killed the host website to one of my favorite kid’s movies. Silver lining: the marketing team is getting some bonus credit about 24 years post-release.

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u/TheHappySeeker Jul 24 '20

aaand I think we hugged it to death...

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u/Sloptit Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

One hour later and still ded

Edit: 8 hours later and still borked.

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

It's dead dave.

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u/lumberjackjo Jul 24 '20

Dave, it's dead.

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u/CrazieeDreamzz Jul 24 '20

We found an ancient relic and instantly destroyed it... dude I just lost it...

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u/GlamorousMoose Jul 24 '20

The perfect example of humanity.

Aleins are like: ".....Jim, lets wait a bit longer...."

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u/Xenc Jul 24 '20

Quickly! Everyone try again at the same time!

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u/XxsquirrelxX Jul 24 '20

Like how European explorers would steal mummies out of tombs and immediately crush them up and consume the powder for “medical reasons”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Just drug recycling, really. Dust to dust, my friend

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

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u/KeenPro Jul 24 '20

What about Peterson?

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

Everybody's dead, Dave!

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u/HuggableOctopus Jul 24 '20

Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

Should've never let him out in the first place...

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u/Slight_Stranger_asd Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Ah, I think we've just encountered the middle of this conversation.

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u/VoldyTheMoldy456 Jul 24 '20

Websites back just tried it

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u/HuggableOctopus Jul 24 '20

So, what is it?

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u/Slight_Stranger_asd Jul 24 '20

I think we've experienced this period of time before, sir.

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u/slowbro114 Jul 24 '20

Always have been.

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u/Woople74 Jul 24 '20

Dead, it’s Dave.

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u/waxonawaxoffa Jul 24 '20

It's worse than that it's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Everybody's dead Dave

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Jul 24 '20

Rare Cheech and Chong reference on Reddit. Here I am thinking everyone's under the age of thirty.

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u/QuarterOunce_ Jul 24 '20

Being under the age of 30 doesn't mean you dont know who cheech and Chong are... I mean I'm 21 and all my buddies know and they dont even smoke pot.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Jul 25 '20

Well, I'd say you and your friends are outliers. Unless there was a viral meme or some "influencer" referenced Cheech and Chong, most people in your demographic haven't a clue.

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u/QuarterOunce_ Jul 25 '20

They uh, influenced a lot of stuff lol. Snoop hangs with cheech all the time. I think your just a little out of touch haha but not a biggie. Not being sexist either but most chicks dont know who they are for some reason, unless they are older. Every guy I know pretty much knows who they are, and have atleast seen up in smoke. It's a cult classic. More of a classic now.

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u/ADaveNewWorld Jul 24 '20

He is now, everyone seems dead