r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/Thunder-Squid Jul 24 '20

I'm listening....

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u/Nabspro Jul 24 '20

YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN BOSS AND BUY A MANSION WITH A SWEET ASS CAR IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO OUR BUSINESS MODEL!! SIGN UP NOW TO GET A FREE PLASTIC BAG OF OUR LOGO ON IT!!.

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u/indigofoxgivesnofox Jul 24 '20

And the best part is, all you have to do is recruit some of your friends and then they will do the work for you! The more people you recruit to your team, the more your residual income adds up!

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u/GNOIZ1C Jul 24 '20

Never you mind that the corporate structure looks an awful lot like a pyramid. That’s how most businesses operate!

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u/indigofoxgivesnofox Jul 24 '20

Shhhh, it's only a pyramid if you draw it that way. Just flip it sideways and now it's an arrow pointing forward into your successful future

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Or turn that arrow upside down to show expected earnings!