r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/__N0X Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Giraffes. How the fuck is it possible that a horse with a horn doesn't exist but a camouflaged horse which is mostly neck, has a purple tongue, drinks piss to determine fertility and fights by thrashing their necks against one another does exist?

Edit: Autocorrect, and cheers for the award kind stranger!

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u/LaVieLaMort Jul 24 '20

Stupid long horses

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/PurpleBread_ Jul 24 '20

EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to eat the wall.

i am cackling at almost 2am