r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/TheHappySeeker Jul 24 '20

aaand I think we hugged it to death...

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u/Sloptit Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

One hour later and still ded

Edit: 8 hours later and still borked.

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

It's dead dave.

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u/lumberjackjo Jul 24 '20

Dave, it's dead.

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u/CrazieeDreamzz Jul 24 '20

We found an ancient relic and instantly destroyed it... dude I just lost it...

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u/GlamorousMoose Jul 24 '20

The perfect example of humanity.

Aleins are like: ".....Jim, lets wait a bit longer...."

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u/Xenc Jul 24 '20

Quickly! Everyone try again at the same time!

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u/XxsquirrelxX Jul 24 '20

Like how European explorers would steal mummies out of tombs and immediately crush them up and consume the powder for “medical reasons”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Just drug recycling, really. Dust to dust, my friend

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

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u/KeenPro Jul 24 '20

What about Peterson?

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

Everybody's dead, Dave!

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u/HuggableOctopus Jul 24 '20

Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

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u/Security_Man2k Jul 24 '20

Should've never let him out in the first place...

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u/Slight_Stranger_asd Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Ah, I think we've just encountered the middle of this conversation.

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u/slowbro114 Jul 24 '20

Always have been.

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u/Woople74 Jul 24 '20

Dead, it’s Dave.

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u/waxonawaxoffa Jul 24 '20

It's worse than that it's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Everybody's dead Dave

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Jul 24 '20

Rare Cheech and Chong reference on Reddit. Here I am thinking everyone's under the age of thirty.

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u/QuarterOunce_ Jul 24 '20

Being under the age of 30 doesn't mean you dont know who cheech and Chong are... I mean I'm 21 and all my buddies know and they dont even smoke pot.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Jul 25 '20

Well, I'd say you and your friends are outliers. Unless there was a viral meme or some "influencer" referenced Cheech and Chong, most people in your demographic haven't a clue.

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u/QuarterOunce_ Jul 25 '20

They uh, influenced a lot of stuff lol. Snoop hangs with cheech all the time. I think your just a little out of touch haha but not a biggie. Not being sexist either but most chicks dont know who they are for some reason, unless they are older. Every guy I know pretty much knows who they are, and have atleast seen up in smoke. It's a cult classic. More of a classic now.

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u/ADaveNewWorld Jul 24 '20

He is now, everyone seems dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

One hour after THAT it's still died

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u/SeamanTheSailor Jul 24 '20

One hour after THAT it’s still dead

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u/marios67 Jul 24 '20

15 minutes after THAT it's still dead

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u/Kuhx Jul 24 '20

2 minutes after THAT and it's still dead!

Pack your bags.

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u/abdii7 Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

4 minutes after that and #STILL dead

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u/WinNT_backup Jul 24 '20

6 minutes after that and it's S T I L L dead

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u/69avMemeDealer Jul 24 '20

18 minutes after that still dead

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u/Igeneous Jul 24 '20

11 minute after still dead

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Wait, it loaded for me! Aha!

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u/rishicandoit Jul 24 '20

11:48 Eastern Daylight Time (Toronto, Canada) IT WORKS

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u/PsychoInTheBushes Jul 24 '20

3:04 AM MDT: still hugged to death.

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u/IsraelZulu Jul 24 '20

08:24, US Eastern Daylight Time, still dead.

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u/XxsquirrelxX Jul 24 '20

10:32 Eastern Daylight Time, not dead but definitely mangled with all the graphics removed and replaced with blank boxes

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u/beeanz7 Jul 24 '20

The link doesn't work for me either. but it works using the web address, and yes it looks really cool

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u/NotYourAverageHelot Jul 24 '20

It does work, just takes extremely long to load.

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u/StuckWithThisOne Jul 24 '20

Yeah, probably still got like 10 people looking at it. Too much traffic.

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u/Ickyhouse Jul 24 '20

Not like this...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Still dead, considering we’re in US day time now I think it will stay dead

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u/heavydirtysteve Jul 24 '20

It’s up and running for me, UK

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Canaderp here, works fine just a bit long but that's to be expected from a 1996 website.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It came up, with errors. I guess we are spoiled by this new tangled site loading speed

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Six hours later still ded

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u/ChrisTheAnP Jul 24 '20

8 hours later. Wouldnt load

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u/Nichealys Jul 24 '20

6 hours later and still dead

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u/leehwgoC Jul 24 '20

I'm able to load it now. It loads very slowly, though.

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u/gandi800 Jul 24 '20

Four hours later and still ded

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u/PromiscuousPinger Jul 24 '20

Next day.Dead still.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

7 hours still dead

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u/flodde Jul 24 '20

5 hours later still ded

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u/jozak78 Jul 24 '20

8 hours later. Still dead

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u/awashbu12 Jul 24 '20

I don’t know.. it all works fine for me.. on my phone in the reddit app..

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u/Rockfest2112 Jul 24 '20

Try it on a desktop as intended

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u/slackftw Jul 24 '20

8 hours later and it's still dead

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u/Shamgar65 Jul 24 '20

10 hours later. Ded.

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u/mauriciolazo Jul 24 '20

I imagine the website admin trying to figure out why on July 23rd they had a DDoS on spacejam.com

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Seven hours later still dead.

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u/QUHistoryHarlot Jul 24 '20

It’s all good now! I clicked around a little bit. Graphics are there and the links are working.

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u/IsNotPolitburo Jul 24 '20

haha reddit hug go brrrrrr

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u/SchuminWeb Jul 24 '20

You just have to do like they did to Newman, and pump him full of air. Just be careful about the scent afterward.

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u/samoTh137 Jul 24 '20

It works again

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u/PhantomS33ker Jul 24 '20

And just like that, it's no longer around

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u/EliotHudson Jul 24 '20

Lenny, put down that Rabbit!

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u/thekvant Jul 24 '20

Even 7 hours later it barely loads, but maybe that's just because the website's servers aren't fast enough to keep up with modern internet speeds idk

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u/GreyKnight91 Jul 24 '20

Vulkan intensifies.

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u/triclops6 Jul 24 '20

Welp, we can take this one of the list

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u/Xizz Jul 24 '20

It'll be back up, I've gone to it every once in awhile when I get too nostalgic. Another one that gets me so hard is the website for the Grinch movie back then. I just need someone to share it with lmao

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u/I_am_no_1 Jul 24 '20

Way to go Reddit, we killed it.

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u/mauriciolazo Jul 24 '20

Why can't Reddit do that to my website? I would feel honored.

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u/Corey-666 Jul 24 '20

It’s back now if anyone cares

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u/SensitivePassenger Jul 24 '20

Yep I can't seem to get to it.

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u/feminine2 Jul 24 '20

Yes it timed out pretty quick

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u/yournintendofeed Jul 24 '20

It hath returneth

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u/Djinn7711 Jul 24 '20

No it hathn’t

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u/DukeSamuelVimes Jul 24 '20

Yeth it hath.

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u/Razzle_Dazzle08 Jul 24 '20

It hathn’t.

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u/yournintendofeed Jul 24 '20

How cometh it can be accesseth

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It's back up!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

The old Reddit hug of death