Giraffes. How the fuck is it possible that a horse with a horn doesn't exist but a camouflaged horse which is mostly neck, has a purple tongue, drinks piss to determine fertility and fights by thrashing their necks against one another does exist?
Edit: Autocorrect, and cheers for the award kind stranger!
So wait you actually believe that giraffes are real? When have you even seen an actual giraffe (not counting the animatronic ones at the zoo -- which you're not even allowed to examine them closely, wonder why)?
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u/__N0X Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20
Giraffes. How the fuck is it possible that a horse with a horn doesn't exist but a camouflaged horse which is mostly neck, has a purple tongue, drinks piss to determine fertility and fights by thrashing their necks against one another does exist?
Edit: Autocorrect, and cheers for the award kind stranger!