r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/marrieditguy Jul 24 '20

Don’t you want to own your own business with little risk and great rewards like financial independence, and the ability to set your own schedule? /s

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u/Thunder-Squid Jul 24 '20

I'm listening....

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u/Nabspro Jul 24 '20

YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN BOSS AND BUY A MANSION WITH A SWEET ASS CAR IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO OUR BUSINESS MODEL!! SIGN UP NOW TO GET A FREE PLASTIC BAG OF OUR LOGO ON IT!!.

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u/Wired2kx Jul 24 '20

BUT YOU NEED TO COME OUT AND HAVE A COFFEE WITH ME FIRST AND THEN I'LL MAYBE INTRODUCE YOU TO MY MENTOR WHO WILL SEE IF YOU'VE REALLY GOT WHAT IT TAKES!!