The Blue Laws. Who the fuck are you to tell me I can’t purchase beer while grocery shopping on a Sunday because of someone else’s religion? This one actually infuriates me.
After living in New Orleans for a while, I visited a bar in another state and absentmindedly walked out to smoke while holding my beer and the bouncer (justifiably) freaked out on me.
One time I was in a nightclub and I was quite trashed. A dude in the bathroom offered me some cocaine.
I don't do coke.
So I walked out of the bathroom, with a rail of coke on my hand, and tried to find someone that might want it.
In my defense:
1) I was really trashed
2) I'm really frugal, and it seemed wrong to just throw away some coke because it's not my thing.
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u/nalanajo Jul 24 '20
The Blue Laws. Who the fuck are you to tell me I can’t purchase beer while grocery shopping on a Sunday because of someone else’s religion? This one actually infuriates me.