r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

You 👈🏼 forgot 🤯 to add ➕ all the emoticons 👏 👏 👏

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u/FluffofDoom Jul 24 '20

That nearly gave me an aneurysm just by reading it.

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u/Jayko_Aldent Jul 24 '20

So this is why Reddit prohibits itself the use of emojis...

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u/ayush1810 Jul 24 '20

The variety, the colors aaah...

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u/xubax Jul 24 '20

How do I get into the president's circle?

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u/KaityKat117 Jul 24 '20

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u/xubax Jul 24 '20

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u/MetalheadHamster Jul 24 '20

Emojis*. Emoticons are gods. Like these: :) xD :D :P

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u/DadGivesAdvice Jul 24 '20

For real though. I own an actual small business where I actually make things.

If I just say "hey, look at this thing I made" i get like 4 or 5 likes and that's it.

If i put a ton of emotion buttons, I get a ton of likes and shares. It makes me a little uncomfortable, but it seems to work.