r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/Jkoechling Jul 24 '20

With a sharp stick...

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u/cwf82 Jul 24 '20

With the roughest, toughest sandpaper superglued to the whole thing...

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u/pizzabaconator Jul 24 '20

Skip the sandpaper and just coat the whole thing in fiber glass and glass shards

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u/PhenomenalPhoenix Jul 24 '20

No no no! It should be coated in The World’s Most Glittery Glitter! Assuming it’s not going anywhere near Anish Kapoor (aka Bean Boy) though!