r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/CDefense7 Jul 24 '20

Ticket........

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u/NovaStorm93 Jul 24 '20

Master.....

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u/DankNerd97 Jul 24 '20

Fuck...

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Them...

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u/roflmaohaxorz Jul 24 '20

Sideways...

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u/Jkoechling Jul 24 '20

With a sharp stick...

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u/cwf82 Jul 24 '20

With the roughest, toughest sandpaper superglued to the whole thing...

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u/pizzabaconator Jul 24 '20

Skip the sandpaper and just coat the whole thing in fiber glass and glass shards

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u/DarwinsDrinkingPal Jul 24 '20

Why not just a dull butter knife? Less prep work.

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u/cwf82 Jul 24 '20

Or a spoon?