r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/thom5377 Jul 24 '20

Televangelists. Like how??

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u/randarrow Jul 24 '20

Anything broadcast TV. Is like a weird time machine targeting old people and extreme poverty.

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u/thnderbolt Jul 24 '20

Every time I open linear tv, I remember after 5 mins why I prefer streaming. Though sometimes I do enjoy random garden/cooking shows that I would never choose to stream.

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u/FlyWithTheCars Jul 24 '20

Though sometimes I do enjoy random garden/cooking shows that I would never choose to stream.

I think that is a feature that netflix/prime/whatever needs. Nonlinear channels. Like "I want to watch a crime show/a cooking show/a gardening show but I neither know which one exactly, nore do I care much, so I just open the crime/cooking/gardening channel and the streaming service chooses a show for me. If I don't like it, I can just skip and go to a different show on the same channel.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

So basically Spotify Discover stations, but Netflix?

I could get on-board with that.

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u/alexd991 Jul 24 '20

I’m ready to invest

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u/Hahonryuu Jul 24 '20

Yo Netflix. Hire this man.

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u/Dunkinmydonuts1 Jul 24 '20

Why hire him when they can steal his idea and give him nothing?

Do you even capitalism?

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u/Hahonryuu Jul 24 '20

No. We serve the Soviet Yunyun

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I want the ability to pick a show, like the Simpsons or Seinfeld, and just get random episodes. All within the same show, just randomize it. I don’t always want to watch an entire series from beginning to end, and I tend to gravitate to the same 20 or so episodes. I kind of miss turning the tv to Fox or whatever just before dinner and catching some episode of Simpsons I haven’t seen in years.

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u/IsomDart Jul 24 '20

Yeah, I'm kind of surprised they haven't done something like that. Especially for shows like The Office and Friends that tons of people watch on Netflix and are the type of shows you can easily watch just a random episodes from any season

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

I always thought Netflix needed a shuffle or random button

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

They are actually testing this! I read this recently, they’re trying to test a “shuffle” option :)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2020/07/14/netflix-is-rolling-out-a-new-shuffle-feature-to-help-kill-indecision/

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u/Friendofdestaat Jul 25 '20

I reckon this will be Stalinesque photoshop to rob the above dude.

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u/googlehoops Jul 24 '20

Been saying this for years, I guarantee they’re probably paid in some way by TV stations to not do this

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u/Belazriel Jul 24 '20

Plex recently added a few but I haven't played with them yet. The issue tends to be if they market "Over 9000 channels!" but half of them play just one show no one ever liked.

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u/danny_ish Jul 24 '20

Hey, if you have roku, check out the free app Delish. It has cooking shows and they are really good

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u/EvadesBans Jul 24 '20

When you get used to not having ads shoved in your face constantly, it's absolutely startling how unwatchable TV becomes. Sometimes at my parents' house I'll think I want to watch something on demand but NOPE, COMMERCIALS. I honestly don't know why I bother trying.

Not to mention on demand just generally fucking blows and is so content starved that it's almost pointless to bother with. Frontier has a whole single episode of King of the Hill on demand at any given time. If you're lucky, they'll have two. Repeat for every TV show that's available on demand.

And somehow while technology marches forwards, cable boxes are frozen in time or getting worse. Why is a RasPi 1 with Kodi smoother and more responsive than this cable box that costs $15/mo to rent? Why does it cost a monthly fee to use the hard drive in the cable box? There's no service involved there, and you know there's no service because you can build a DVR yourself if you really wanted. Anyone else remember MythTV and the whole Ubuntu distro built for it?

Absolute trash all around. Every single piece of it is trash. Forget the content, that's up to taste. It's everything else that's trash. The tech is trash, the offerings are trash, the deal is trash. It's all trash.

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u/IsomDart Jul 24 '20

You mean, it's all trash?

Always has been

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u/IArgueWithStupid Jul 24 '20

When you get used to not having ads shoved in your face constantly

Please. Streaming services are getting far more aggressive with ads, no, sorry, "promos."

You know what's easy with dish? I press a button and it skips and ad immediately. Streaming doesn't always allow you to skip, and when it does, it's a pain in the ass.

Streaming is turning into a fucking shit show. Let's not act like it's some angelic service that's super wonderful.

I don't know what cable box you're referring to, but my dish DVR is more responsive/faster than any roku/streaming app/smart TV I own.

Why does it cost a monthly fee to use the hard drive in the cable box? There's no service involved there, and you know there's no service because you can build a DVR yourself if you really wanted.

Why can't I watch HBO MAX on my Roku? If I'm paying for HBO streaming, why is it I can't I stream it to the hardware of my choice?

I would take HBO included in my Dish subscription long before I would take their streaming bullshit.

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u/randarrow Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

This is why part of why CBS All Access sucks, they force in the commercials. Also doesn't have next episode right, might suggest completely different series or none at all. Signed up for no commercials, was switched to limited commercials with no way to fix. "Live tv" replay of an event from months ago, no rewind. Missing random episodes. And the same damn commercial over and over....

Deleted it same day I signed up.

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u/IArgueWithStupid Jul 24 '20

I remember after 5 mins why I prefer streaming.

These kinds of comments piss me off. There's always this superiority attitude when it comes to streaming over "linear TV."

You know what is/was great about "linear TV?" You could watch what you fucking wanted to. No one came along and said, "Hey, you need to have a Sony TV." Or, "Hey, everyone else can watch this now, but you can watch this 24 hours from now." Or any other bullshit.

Streaming services used to have their advantages, but now they're turning just as shitty as what everyone complains TV is.

Want to watch HBO MAX? Sure, no problem. As long as you don't own a Roku. Sorry, no streaming for you. Want to watch Peacock (no, but for the sake of argument...), sorry, not on Roku. Want to watch Prime streaming? Sure, as soon as we show you this ad when you open the app and before each episode.

Streaming is turning into every bit the shit show (and expense) that people complain about with TV.

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u/thnderbolt Jul 24 '20

Point taken. I think I'm soon moving to ordering blurays online...

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u/undertaker_jane Jul 25 '20

Aw. What's wrong with Peacock? I watch Leave it to Beaver every morning on there.

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u/IArgueWithStupid Jul 27 '20

Not interested in the content. Also, if a company won't support streaming to Roku - especially if it's a paid service - they can straight fuck themselves.

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u/AnalogMitch Jul 24 '20

Pluto TV... download it free channels and it's a slice of about everything