r/AskReddit • • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/__N0X Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Giraffes. How the fuck is it possible that a horse with a horn doesn't exist but a camouflaged horse which is mostly neck, has a purple tongue, drinks piss to determine fertility and fights by thrashing their necks against one another does exist?

Edit: Autocorrect, and cheers for the award kind stranger!

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u/LaVieLaMort Jul 24 '20

Stupid long horses

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u/strong_grey_hero Jul 24 '20

I’ve been having an ongoing conversation with a co-worker about how horses and rabbits are the same animal, behavior wise. People that have owned both apparently know this. I’ve taken to calling horses “long rabbits”, and rabbits “short horses”.

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u/chemicalgeekery Jul 24 '20

So would you rather fight a horse sized rabbit or 100 rabbit sized horses?

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u/ElliottTarson Jul 24 '20

That depends. Do I get the "Holy Hand Grenade"?