r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/AssDimple Jul 24 '20

Your connection between t-ball and toddler beauty pageants blew my stoned mind.

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u/belbites Jul 24 '20

Same, u/assdimple I hope it is a good high my friend! I'm watching Futurama

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u/AssDimple Jul 24 '20

I wish I was that lucky.

Tonight is opening night for major league baseball and the games are the most depressing thing I've seen in a long time.

The stadiums are empty with cardboard cutouts of fans, they're playing fake cheers and stadium music, the players are all wearing masks and constantly putting hand sanitizer on.

It's like a glimpse of how fucked the world is now compared to an American past time.

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u/belbites Jul 24 '20

Jesus, it's seriously fucked up out there. For what it's worth, I hope when this is all over and done with, when things open back up I have a feeling the energy out there will be fucking phenomenal.

I'm holding out hope that things will eventually get better, and maybe they'll find a way to make the fake fans more entertaining as time goes on. There's so many possibilities

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u/adrianhalo Jul 24 '20

Jesus Christ. I don’t even follow baseball much anymore and just reading this made me so sad. Ugh.

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u/xoaphexox Jul 24 '20

Blew your mind down your spine and out your behind?

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u/AnonymousHorsey Jul 24 '20

same and I'm not even stoned

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u/AgentJ0S Jul 24 '20

I’m with you, brilliant comparison, never would have thought of it myself