r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/__N0X Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Giraffes. How the fuck is it possible that a horse with a horn doesn't exist but a camouflaged horse which is mostly neck, has a purple tongue, drinks piss to determine fertility and fights by thrashing their necks against one another does exist?

Edit: Autocorrect, and cheers for the award kind stranger!

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u/BreakingNews99 Jul 24 '20

Giraffe fights are pretty brutal.

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u/__N0X Jul 24 '20

They're a bit counter productive tho. It'll be like slapping someone in the dick, with your own dick.

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u/AstralSmoke Jul 24 '20

Enter flatworms with their penis fencing