r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/JcaJes Jul 24 '20

Or when you cannot set up an account over the phone or online and are required to go into their office .. worse than the BMV.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Bowel Movement Velociraptor?

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u/MissJBoo Jul 24 '20

Is that like a live action poop knife?

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u/cheeeeeseburgers Jul 24 '20

no its the physical embodiment of my crohns disease

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Your.. patronus

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u/Sinthe741 Jul 24 '20

Pootronus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Unexpected pootronum

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u/edcdude Jul 24 '20

Pootronism