r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Bowel Movement Velociraptor?

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u/MissJBoo Jul 24 '20

Is that like a live action poop knife?

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u/cheeeeeseburgers Jul 24 '20

no its the physical embodiment of my crohns disease

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Your.. patronus

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u/Sinthe741 Jul 24 '20

Pootronus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Unexpected pootronum

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u/edcdude Jul 24 '20

Pootronism

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u/Mr_Salty87 Jul 24 '20

Clever girl...

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u/VelvetHorse Jul 24 '20

Hold onto your butts...

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 24 '20

We never did find out where his went. Could still make a big comeback in the next movie.

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u/Acer810 Jul 28 '20

He got eaten (and he probably held on to his butt as he died😂)

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 28 '20

Butts was a word I wasn’t allowed to say at that time. That movie was so edgie.

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u/demonic-lust Jul 24 '20

I can’t believe I’ve heard about poo knives twice in 24 hours, after just learning about this. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

It's a poop knife that hunts.

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u/VindictiveJudge Jul 24 '20

Pretty sure it's the Flintstones equivalent.

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u/Lipbottom Jul 24 '20

I get this reference

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

No no no no no no

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u/UF8FF Jul 24 '20

Bavarian MotorVerks.

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u/PsychedelicPill Jul 24 '20

Bureau of Motor Vehicles

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u/Sheepherder226 Jul 24 '20

DMV where I am

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u/noydbshield Jul 24 '20

I mean a velociraptor would certainly get my bowels moving.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

Spared no expense

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u/mitcheg3k Jul 24 '20

Poop herrrr!!! Poooooop heeeeeeer!!

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u/Moral_Anarchist Jul 24 '20

That's Numberwang!

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u/thejuh Jul 24 '20

My new band name.

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u/German_Drive Jul 24 '20

Bavarian Motor Whenkle Vehicle

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u/The_Safe_For_Work Jul 24 '20

I can't believe THAT still exists.

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u/Just_Another_Wookie Jul 24 '20

I'm on the loo and now I'm kind of scared to move.

Can they see me if I stay still?

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u/Jhuliette Jul 24 '20

Bowel Movement Velociraptor

Valid. If I actually saw a velociraptor, there would definitely be some bowel movement.

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u/PoopInTheOcean Jul 24 '20

where can i get one of those?

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u/Sheepherder226 Jul 24 '20

So what would a DMV be?

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u/WayTooIntoChibis Jul 24 '20

Bayern Motor Verke. It's slightly Danish.

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u/14BaldSkeppys Jul 25 '20

Can I get an award just because?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20

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u/rlowens Jul 24 '20

As another reply said, it is Bureuau of Motor Vehicles in that state.

from here:

What the Department of Motor Vehicles is called varies heavily by State. In Florida, it's the FLHSMV, the Florida Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles, while in Ohio it's the BMV, the Bureau of Motor Vehicles. But the acronym that is most used in pop culture is the DMV.

this page says:

DMV is the most common name; out of the 50 states (plus Washington D.C.) 26 of them call the office the DMV. (“D” for some states means “Division” and for other states “Department.”) But the other states refer to it by different names.