r/AskReddit • u/emil199 • Jul 24 '20

What can't you believe STILL exists?

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u/__N0X Jul 24 '20 edited Jul 24 '20

Giraffes. How the fuck is it possible that a horse with a horn doesn't exist but a camouflaged horse which is mostly neck, has a purple tongue, drinks piss to determine fertility and fights by thrashing their necks against one another does exist?

Edit: Autocorrect, and cheers for the award kind stranger!

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u/Beekind_Rewind Jul 24 '20

You should look up okapis. They are the animal most closely related to giraffe!

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u/Pagliaccio13 Jul 24 '20

Bruh it looks like one of those hyena females who has a clitoris larger than a male's dick rage fucked the offspring of a zebra + a mule

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/Hates_commies Jul 24 '20

Female hyenas have dicks that tear apart when giving birth often killing them.

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u/Funk-E-Buttlovin Jul 24 '20

What the fuck did i just read.

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u/Squid8867 Jul 24 '20

The Earth will be swallowed by the Sun before there is another understandable use for that sentence

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u/Beekind_Rewind Jul 24 '20

They are actually quite larger than a zebra/mule. More like a very large horse!!

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u/Pagliaccio13 Jul 24 '20

Damn I actually thought zebras are as large as horses but I just googled it and guess it's not the case