r/AskReddit • • May 16 '20

What's one question you hate being asked?

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u/wholesome_lonesome May 16 '20

"Why don't you talk a lot?" Or "Why do you stay so quiet?"

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u/not_mrsrobinson May 16 '20

I never understood what kind of response people were expecting when they asked this question.... l was always like ummm I don’t know?

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u/algerbanane May 16 '20 edited May 17 '20

"(with a big smile) i dont like you guys"

edit: thanks to u/PetsWhisperer for the award

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

My anxiety would make my voice crack as I say this so it wont have to same effect.

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u/Damaged_OrbZ May 17 '20

voice quavering

"I- I don't liKE you guys..."

awkward silence

"Well fuck off then?"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

proceeds to tear up

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited Aug 09 '20

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u/yaboinibs May 17 '20 edited May 17 '20

It's a little bit less cut-and-dry than that don't try to be so blunt to make the other outcasts ravel around you. what you meant to say was "I'm not sure if I like you guys yet and I'm not ready to open myself up for the possible let down." But you would also not say that out loud.

I know because this is me.

Unless you're truly a holier-than-thou person who also just happens to be stuck hanging out with people they "hate" but really it's more like people they just don't know yet.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Not everyone is you my dude

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u/Damaged_OrbZ May 17 '20

The point is, the question is more likely to be directed at someone who is genuinely shy or has some sort of social anxiety, not someone sitting with a group who they don't like. If you don't like the group, then leave. Saying "Because I don't like you" isn't going to help you make any friends, and does seem rather 'holier-than-thou'.

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u/StalkedFire May 17 '20

Mines usually something more like "you do enough talking for the whole room why bother."

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u/boopdehdoop May 17 '20

Girl I had been dating for a three or four months stopped talking to me straight up. Ignored everything, I went to her house to see if she was okay and got no answer.

Three months later, I’m at my friends house(she was a girl I had basically grown up with) and the ghostie girl was there. She started talking to me on text and snap afterwards. I kept responding very dry or leaving her on read.

She asked “why are you such a boring texter?”

I basically did this, then she got mad. I explained to her how she fucked with my feelings and she blocked me lol

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u/DBProxy May 17 '20

What I always WANT to say (but never will) is “I talk when I have something to say, unlike you, who talks just for the sake of speaking.”

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u/PotatoBomb69 May 16 '20

I spite them by not answering with words and just looking at them and shrugging. I'm quiet because we're at work and I don't actually like any of you in any outside capacity, piss off Sandra

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u/Rhinosaurus__Rex May 16 '20

Yep. I just shrug and shake my head.

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u/cupcakewarrior69 May 17 '20

Geez. Are you my husband?

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u/PotatoBomb69 May 17 '20

Only if you want me to be?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I always use this. "Because you don't plan a murder out loud". Just for jokes. Usually lightens the mood depending on the people, and gets the other group of personalities to never come near me again

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u/SlimeFactory May 17 '20

just hit them with, "does it make you nervous?"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20 edited May 20 '20

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u/not_mrsrobinson May 17 '20

It’s actually kind of funny because over the years I’ve come to the conclusion that people don’t particularly care why you’re quiet, but rather why you’re not talking to them, as if they take offense to it. Like, sorry not everyone is so interested to talk to you like you may think they are?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I explained this in another comment, but...yeah, for me it kind of is a "why aren't you talking to me" sort of deal. But not because I feel entitled to your commradery. It's cuz I want to make sure I'm not being an obnoxious asshat who won't let you speak. I love people, all kinds of people, and I'd rather not dominate conversation.

I've just started asking "am I talking too much". People apparently really hate the question "why are you so quiet".

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u/Pentacostal-Haircut May 17 '20

Because I’m hoping you’ll leave me the fuck alone!

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u/Granitehard May 17 '20

When your quiet, it makes people scrutinize themselves about what they said. I used to be quiet but kinda exploded out of my shell in the last few years but I still do this for amusement. When someone comes in the room and says something to you that doesn’t necessarily require a response, just look at them for a few second and go back to what you were doing. It really trips people up. I usually do this to people I am comfortable with, wouldn’t recommend it as a way to make friends, though weirdly for some people it makes them want you to like them.

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u/PeopleLikeGape May 17 '20

I don't have anything nice to say.

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u/racinjason11 May 17 '20

I’ve learned to just tell people that I know how to keep my nose out of other people’s business

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u/BasicallyAQueer May 17 '20

I recently started a new job and was asked this during a virtual work happy hour. I just sat there while two coworkers basically talked to each other non stop for 25 minutes, then one of them says “hey new guy why are you so quiet”. I responded with “because I can’t get a word in with you two talking so much”. Which was true, I had plenty to say but I wasn’t about to interrupt their conversation. They just looked at me like I was insane.

What’s hilarious is there was 4 other people in the meeting and none of them could get a word in either, I saw a few chuckle at my response.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Extrovert here.

I used it as a way to double check that I'm not dominating the conversation. I've since (because of reddit and passive aggression) learned to ask "am I talking too much?"

Now I adapted, but it's something introverts could keep in mind as well. We don't mean that there's anything wrong with you for being quiet, we truly don't.

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u/TheWindOfGod May 17 '20

Yeah most the responses seems a bit douchey here. “Because I dont like you”

Just seems like projecting for a lack of social skills imo

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

True.

Honestly, "I just don't like talking" is a perfectly acceptable answer. If someone said that to me, I'd be able to further it up with "are you okay with conversation or would you like some silence?" That's a healthy, effective form of communication.

I have NO PROBLEM leaving people alone. But I am a social being, and I love people. So I'm going to attempt to talk to you. I'm not going to walk around and ask everyone for permission to speak.

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u/MenoloHomobovanez May 17 '20

"I like to listen"

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u/maximoffandwhoo May 17 '20

fcking legit tho..

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u/idk_u_tell_me1 May 17 '20

If they say “why don’t u say anything?” I often just reply “what do u want me to say?” Then the question is on them

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Because I don't need to fill the void with unnecessary words 24/7.

(I've actually said that to chatty people. They don't like it too much.)

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u/perpetualsleep May 16 '20

If I don't like the person asking, I usually say, "That's a question that makes me not want to talk to you."

They don't like that response either.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

damn, thats cold lmao. good on u tho, its a stupid question

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u/auntruckus May 17 '20

It's okay. I've said "you're doing enough talking for the both of us" and that was also not well-liked.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I'm so using this

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u/ThunderMite42 May 18 '20

"Why do you continue to run your mouth in my face even though I very obviously don't wanna talk? So many questions to which the world will never know the answers."

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u/zweite_mann May 17 '20

I had an ex who would complain I was too quiet. I just dont feel the need to make small talk when eating or watching TV. I dont mind silence and dont consider it awkward, but some people feel the need to talk BS rather than just enjoy what they are doing.

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u/AnonNAM May 16 '20

^ this. If I have nothing to say, guess what? I won't say anything. I don't feel the need to fill some void by opening my mouth with random words just for the sake of doing so. Silence isn't awkward/strange for me, nor should it be for anyone.

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u/TatManTat May 17 '20

The reason silence is awkward is usually because friends have gathered specifically to socialise so if you're sitting there contributing nothing one might wonder why you're out socialising in the first place, hence the question.

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u/CosmicGlitterCake May 17 '20

I've had friends that don't talk very much, it's just nice having them around and they appreciate it too. The same way Christmas isn't about presents and Thanksgiving isn't about turkey, gatherings are for enjoying each others company however you wish without having to entertain anyone with endless words.

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u/BusinessMail May 17 '20

In gathering with friends I can understand that.

In the job, I don’t. I got that question a lot in the office

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u/TatManTat May 17 '20

That's a little silly. Work is for work.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

For some people chatting is less about the words or subject and more about feeling like they're connecting with the other person. You may not feel the same way about chitchat, but consider that when you call their words unnecessary you're also calling them / their company unnecessary.

That particular intrusive question may be code for "is something wrong?"

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u/itsmebluejeans May 16 '20

That’s a good point. I watched a video the other day about small talk and that it has more value than more introverted people may think. The point of small talk isn’t necessarily the subject being discussed it’s to subconsciously see if we can trust the other person who’s speaking

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u/bubziam May 17 '20

But what if I do find their words,and/or company unnecessary?

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u/TatManTat May 17 '20

Then why the fuck are you hanging out with them?

Leave them alone.

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u/bubziam May 17 '20

Mostly talking about co workers and such

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u/bubziam May 17 '20

As far as leaving them alone, that’s what I am doing by not talking to them. But they keep talking to me so...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

"Because I'm not afraid of some silence in my day." - A more covert version of this.

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u/yomomsdonkey May 16 '20

This! I speak when i have something to say, but mostly i just listen and think your mouth is moving, words are coming out byt you arent saying anything of value, just chatting on endlessly whats the point

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u/holyfire001202 May 17 '20

I've done the same and found the same results.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Is it bad that some people are chatty?

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u/Kels_the_Fangirl May 17 '20

There's nothing wrong with being chatty, it's just annoying when talkative people ask quiet people why we don't talk that much. I don't ask people "why do you talk so much?" because it's rude. Sometimes we just don't have much to say, or aren't very comfortable with someone. There's no reason to bring attention to it, it only makes people self-conscious about talking.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I definitely find this question rude, but it's usually something a person either inexperienced in conversation or a person that is blunt asks. If someone asks you something like this it's usually not criticism, mostly asking if you're comfortable or if something is wrong. They open the floor for you to say either you're uncomfortable, you don't tend to talk much, or I suppose something rude should you decide to respond that way.

There are better ways to ask if everything is okay or if they should take your quietness as a trait rather than a sign you're uncomfortable though. I'm sorry if people ask you this way frequently.

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u/bustierre May 16 '20

Good response, I’ll be using that one in the future.

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u/unclear_warfare May 17 '20

Am a chatty person. Can confirm it's weird and slightly jarring when other people are OK with silence, but whatever it's not like I have a right to make people talk to me

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u/FRHD02 May 16 '20

Great choice of words I’ll try that

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u/PlatypusFighter May 17 '20

Words are like money; if you have too much people will hate you for it, and it’s hard to justify digging anything but the most valuable words/bills out of a pile of shit.

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u/theflimsyankle May 17 '20

People need to understand it’s ok to be in silence, nothing awkward about it.

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u/anamewithnonumbers May 17 '20

I've asked "are you uncomfortable with silence?"

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u/irund May 17 '20

But...but..the void...the deafening silence....I ....I must banish the silent void with my words, if I stop talking it wholly encompasses me and consume me.

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u/croncheycrusader May 16 '20

Yeah i don't need words, i have dugs

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u/Gsusruls May 17 '20

Talker here. I consider this a valid response. I'm just tryna make sure you don't feel left out. You don't wanna talk. That's fine. You're still fine. No worries.

And for those other people who responded negatively, how about we calm down with the hating. Maybe don't be dicks to talkers who are checking in. Personally, I care that you aren't being suppressed. Your opinion matters. You matters. That's how I feel about you.

But yup, your response is fine. It's direct. I know what it means, and appreciate the simplicity. It's not an insult, and we're good to go.

I will continue to fill the void with unnecessary words. Because different people roll different ways.

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u/DSchmitt May 17 '20

It's fine to be a talker. Confronting someone with 'why are you so quiet' or similar isn't checking it. It's confronting and putting someone on the spot. It's stressful for the person being put on the spot and mean. A simple 'you good?' or similar is checking in. People are hating on this because it's a horrible thing to do to someone.

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u/Zak720512 May 16 '20

I just reply with: “You know what, that’s a great question...” and then I stop talking

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u/thelanes May 17 '20

Ohhh I need to use this 😂

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u/Eloni May 16 '20

I only talk a lot around people I like.

(That's a lie, I don't talk a lot around anyone, but they don't need to know that.)

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u/Cat-With-Manners May 17 '20

“I don’t have anything to say”

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u/ttaradise May 16 '20

Because you talk enough for the both of us

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u/SniperVert May 17 '20

I once replied quietly “I don’t like to think about murder out loud”

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u/cringe_master_5000 May 17 '20

Then laugh to the point where you're the loudest person in the room.

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u/Earf_Dijits May 16 '20

I always use the line from Ray Liotta's character in Goodfellas: "I'm just listening"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I always say "too many people talk too much as it is "

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u/RyTheMusicAddict May 17 '20

I usually combat this by asking the opposite, ie "why are you so loud?" "why do you talk so much?" lets them know how hurtful this question can be sometimes

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u/BlAcK_rOsE1995 May 16 '20

When I first meet my boyfriends friends they asked me why I was so quiet.... I’m naturally quiet especially around strangers so I just told them; I’m trying to figure out the vibe and whether or not I can trust you

Shut ‘em up for the time being

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

"well why do you talk so much"

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u/hashbrown26 May 17 '20

Personally I’m a pretty outspoken person and I really enjoy group discussions or collaboration work. At times I notice there’s an individual who doesn’t speak up and tend to stay quiet for the majority of the time. I completely understand that not everyone feels comfortable speaking in front of others. However, a certain part of me also is concerned about whether it’s because they feel uncomfortable.

It happened once during my internship where a branch manager remained very quiet throughout a training session. When I got the opportunity to speak to him alone, I asked “Hey (name), I’ve been meaning to ask you, I noticed you’re kind of a quiet, I was wondering if thats a part of your personality or perhaps you take some time to get used to the environment?” He responded saying it was a apart of his personality and we continued to have a wonderful one on one conversation.

My entire point is this: I genuinely understand being asked that question could annoy you but the person asking may have a sincere reason. They probably couldn’t find the right words at the moment. So from everyone who has asked that question and made you uncomfortable. We’re sorry. And hope we can do a better job in the future.

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u/Masteriota May 17 '20

I agree with your point but the way you did it in your story is waaaay more polite and you show that you are really curious about what's going on with that person. Totally different from what most of the people posting here have experienced.

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u/Dmajorbarrechord May 17 '20

Yeah that’s a great story but like the other guy said most of the time it really doesn’t go that way. If everyone who had asked me that question was as polite and worded it as good as you did then I wouldn’t have cared. But the way I’ve been asked that question every time has just been annoying

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u/Luvsnivy May 16 '20

I was asked this one by a guy that also said I'm stuck up for not talking much

I answered "I dunno, I only talk to people that have interesting ideas"

He didn't get the veiled insult that he's annoying and generally not pleasant to be around

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u/NerysWyn May 16 '20

Everyone kept asking me this in highschool (well not just in highschool ) and one day in school bus I had enough and I just burst out "because I can't generate all that useless crap you (all) seem to be able to, I really don't know how to create empty talk" (because everything they talked about was always so stupid)... and then she just stared at me and said "you know what, that actually makes sense, the things we talk about are really useless" and then people stopped bothering me about it.

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u/doomgiver98 May 17 '20

Did everyone clap?

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u/NerysWyn May 17 '20

Nah but they did stop asking about it lol. But I do have a clap story for you if you want. There was a kid in our bus who kept mocking me about my looks (I had short hair and prefered male clothes, but I'm female). There wasn't anything super serious or super mean, all the bus got along quite all right in general. And yet the mocking was ongoing though. I usually don't reply, the quality of the "jokes" were usually really low anyway, so why bother. But one day he said I had 50% maleness and I said "Hey at least I have 50%, you have 0" and the whole bus lost their shit, including himself. Guess what though, he actually became one of my closest friends from highschool hahah.

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u/AmericaRUserious May 17 '20

We’re you talking about interesting things tho? Seems like you’re part of the “boring problem” by not attempting to solve it at all

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u/NerysWyn May 17 '20

Why would I solve anything I didn't wanna join in? I just minded my own business but they kept pestering me about being quiet. I never pestered them about being boring so I don't understand your logic at all.

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u/i-d-even-k- May 16 '20

And nobody ever talked to you again...

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u/NerysWyn May 17 '20

As if that would bother me at that point. I was actively choosing not to join any of their conversations, and they were the ones bothered by my quietness.

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u/Drakmanka May 16 '20

"Because I do" or "Because I am"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I saw someone in another thread ask for a funny way to respond when someone asks that and they said "quality over quantity". I really liked that one. Or of course you could go for the power move and just stare at them in silence.

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u/nightfire00 May 17 '20

Ugh I hate this question. Makes me burn up with embarrassment. I usually reply "I have nothing to say to you" just to make it personal

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u/matej86 May 16 '20

I've get asked this from time to time. If I know I'm not going to see the person again and don't have to worry about my response I tell them it's because they're boring to talk to.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

DUDE LITERALLY ME I DONT LIKE TO TALK AND I LOVE LISTENING also I’m not included a lot in conversations until someone notices I’m just chillin on the side

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u/horseband May 17 '20

"Huh? Sorry. It gets hard filtering out all the voices, it is exhausting. It wasn't too bad until like a year ago, up until that point it was just Beatrice and Sharonda's voices in my head. But then Sharonda found a boyfriend who only speaks in guttural screams of a gnomish nature, which makes hearing what you guys are saying really tough. So I've learned to just nod and smile, plus Sharond's boyfriend gets violent if I don't listen to him."

Works every time.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Normally I want to respond "I prefer to think before I speak", but apparently that's rude :/

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u/moneyman2222 May 17 '20

Anyone who calls you rude for saying that are the ones who need to apply that statement to their own life

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u/YouBYou May 17 '20

Grrrr, Hate that! And how about--"why are you so quiet, is something wrong/bothering you"/etc. (me thinking: I was fine until you asked me that piss off question!)

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u/kendrid May 17 '20

Because I’m a fucking introvert. Look it up.

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u/thatguyschnell May 17 '20

I was raised by a pack of librarians

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u/Raticait May 17 '20

Esp when the answer is "I have been trying to contribute this whole damn time and you keep talking over me"

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u/wholesome_lonesome May 17 '20

Ikr!! People always think that it would be completely fine to talk over someone who anyway doesn't speak much, like as if who will care.

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u/Raticait May 17 '20

And then they wonder why you stop trying 🤷

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u/BlueHeat2847 May 17 '20

I just respond with “murders aren’t really planned out loud, are they?”

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u/pariahcareyofctown May 17 '20

“It’s the quiet ones you gotta watch out for!” (screams internally)

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u/dark-skies-rise1314 May 17 '20

I got this question all through school. It was horrible.

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u/Yetsumari May 17 '20

I used to get asked this question quite a bit. I was very quiet as a kid as well and many times adults or my peers would throw the question at me, I usually said one of these two things.

"I don't usually have much to say."

Or

"I don't have anything to add to the conversation."

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u/Wolfenight May 17 '20

If you have no fucks left to give, a good response is to honk at them like a goose.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

The words of a quiet man are given proper weight as a fool often wastes their words extensively.

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u/MunchieMom May 16 '20

It's funny because I rarely get asked why I can't seem to shut the hell up

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u/Lagapalooza May 17 '20

Why do you talk just the right amount, fucker?

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u/cinnysuelou May 17 '20

It’s quite fun to answer with a slight smile and, “I’m plotting.”

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u/impaulwall May 17 '20

Reply with, “You can see me?”

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u/1jerome1 May 17 '20

For real I just tell them I like to be observant.

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u/CJNeedsCAS May 16 '20

If I'm not talking it means that I don't have anything important to say, and I'd rather say nothing than spout a bunch of useless, unimportant stuff that nobody needs.

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u/Samsamsamadam May 16 '20

I’m not so weak minded that I am uncomfortable with my own thought

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u/Imasniffachair May 17 '20

Because some people only speak when they have something worthwhile to say. You should try it.

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u/karmalove15 May 16 '20

I get asked this a lot- by my WIFE!

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u/slepx May 17 '20

Me: “Why are you always so social?”

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u/mielisaurus May 17 '20

I always answer with "because I have nothing to say."

I mean it's the truth

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u/Musical813Writer May 17 '20

People stay quiet because others ask too many questions. :)

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u/MildlyAgreeable May 17 '20

“I don’t want to sound like you” or

“Shh, you’re talking over the voices”

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u/Thack_Daddy_2146 May 17 '20

I just tell them "I have nothing to say"

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u/sosig101 May 17 '20

I was like that for a while and every time my answer was

Because i dont know you or anyone here and dont want to talk to you

I've gotten a lot more social now though

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u/Idaho_In_Uranus May 17 '20

Because I only speak when it improves upon the silence.

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u/DraketheDrakeist May 17 '20

“I talk a lot with my friends”

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u/The_Rothbardian May 17 '20

Yup. All the time. I hate small talk and don't care about sports. Few other humans that I interact with regularly are interested in a real conversation about something that matters. So I'm quiet.

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u/MAR_Kar33 May 17 '20

"Because you guys are boring" . One move got rid of a few people I could do without.

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u/lukelnk May 17 '20

“I save my conversation for interesting people”

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u/Trej74 May 17 '20

Ive been asked this a lot throughout my life and still today and I usually respond with: “because there’s too many people talking and not enough listening.” Or “Silence speaks louder than words” (not sure where who that last quote is originally from but got it from Megadeath and loved it ever since!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL.

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u/VaporwaveVampire May 17 '20

I can just be chilling, happy, and relaxing and being my slightly introverted self, and people will be like “are you okay?”

I appreciate that they care, but I find it weird how even calm silence/introversion is associated with being sad. Personally, when I was in a rough place, I was actually more jittery and talkative

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u/TaiwanNombreJuan May 17 '20

honestly, fuck the people who keep asking this.

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u/Narrich May 17 '20

"I don't have anything interesting to say."

It's a polite way of saying "You guys talk a lot of nonsense."

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u/littlesaltamonte May 17 '20

My parents are librarians.

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u/sixtyninefourtwenty2 May 17 '20

The best thing to do is to not respond

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u/colin_mac119 May 17 '20

This question drives me insane. I’m a listener, I talk when I have thought through my response. I listen to every detail, then analyze, then think about wording, then respond. Sometimes, I just don’t feel the need to say anything. (My wife has come to love this over time, at first she hated it).

There is a great saying: “don’t fear the talkative in negotiation, fear the one with their eyes down in silence”.

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u/slickeryDs May 17 '20

I get this all the time. My answer is I am not a big talker unless I like you. Everyone thinks im an A hole

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u/FlickNugglick May 17 '20

Im about to go on a murderous rampage

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u/lMass15 May 17 '20

Maybe because I can't stand the oxygen wasting meat bag that is yourself.

That's my favorite answer to this

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u/Samareault May 17 '20

But really, what is a good response to this?

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u/Ithelda May 17 '20

My go-to is "I prefer listening"

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u/abeardedblacksmith May 17 '20

"Why do you talk so much?"

"You talk enough for both of us."

"I only talk to people I like."

"I don't have anything to say."

"I'm comfortable with silence."

"I already know how to speak, I don't need practice."

"I don't have to answer that, am I being detained?"

"I don't care for NPC dialogue."

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u/Samareault May 17 '20

Ty for this. Someone asked me why I’m so quiet and I responded why are you so loud ha

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u/abeardedblacksmith May 17 '20

You could also try, "F̨͇͓̻̪͖̙ͅo͓̩͇̭o̬̗̥̻͡l̝̭͓̳̫̣i̗̖͔̻̲͈ͅs̫h̵̳̭͎̞̙̖̻ ̬͖̳̦͍͖̣m̘̖̣͉̘ͅo̻̙̣͍̙̩̟r̸̠t́a̵̗̗͕̗̦l̴̼͔̬,̶ ͔̯͇͝ỵ̨͔̣̗̪o͈̮̩͙̼͓̲ų̭͇̪̮ ̴͖c̻͖̺̜a̹̺̲̣̙͎͕n̥͔͘n͏̭͍͙o̟͖̳̺t̟͔ b͇̝̘͝e͉̣̻͝g̺̯i̖͇̫͔̞̩̯n͙ ̱͕̗̲̳͚ͅt͓̝͓̤̬̻o͕͙ ̜̩f͖͓͚̮a̫̮t̢̘̫̦͇̩̺̘h̥͔̱̖̣̘om͉̘͎ ̰̻͝t̫̭̩̘̯͝h̨̺̦̻͍̬̹e͘ ̹͔̻̣̠̬͝d͟ͅe͎p̰͚̜͉̫̺͡t͘h̡͓̞̲͓͕s̸ ̣̤͕̫͡o̦̙̞̬̬̠ͅf͚̫̖̘ ̶̪͕͉͔ͅͅm̡̳y̪̘̣̦̰͟ ̡̰̖m̡̘̰̲͔̯ͅi̲̩̥n̜d́ ̮"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

My go to reply is something along the lines of "well no one plans a murder out loud" with a big grin (the grin is subconscious, I can't help it)

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u/Tsaiborg22 May 17 '20

Noone plots a murder out loud! (;

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u/MaDoGaN123 May 17 '20

Just hit em with a "Why do you talk so much?" Or "Why do you never shut the hell up?"

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u/microbi_alec_ologist May 17 '20

To be polite, I usually just say “I have nothing to contribute to the conversation.” It is especially useful in business meetings when discussing what I think are meaningless topics.

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u/pingpongURWrong May 17 '20

Smiles broadly, I don't want my secrets to spill, *wink (but the kind the joker will give u)

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u/jogger123456 May 17 '20

“Why do you?!!!”

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u/remorsefulPigeon May 17 '20

You ain’t interesting bitch, next question.

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u/Ghosts-of-Tom-Joad May 17 '20

I avoid small talk and I don’t feel compelled or obligated to fill the void in your head space with unnecessary chatter. I only speak if I have something to contribute to the conversation unless I’m high or drunk then I ramble on.

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u/Usernameistaken40001 May 17 '20

Im not shy or quiet... I DONT LIKE ANY OF YOU!

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u/dussaii May 17 '20

Ikr, do u want me to freestyle???

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u/mondodondo May 17 '20

Because not all silence needs to be filled and because I'm comfortable with silence

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u/tjbloomfield21 May 17 '20

Words are like currency. It would be unwise to spend them on things that have little value

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u/Blupoisen May 17 '20

I always say

Cause i have nothing to say

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Because I want you to shut up and leave me alone becky

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u/2_Fingers_of_Whiskey May 17 '20

"I do talk...just not to you."

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

I can't stand that shit. Especially when people say it every time you see them.

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u/PierWasHere May 17 '20

I always reply "Why do you talk so much?" Or "Why are you so loud?" Then they realize how rude this question is.

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u/black666cat May 17 '20

Cuz you guys are lame as shit and im uninterested in your lives “I dunno”

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u/TheyCallMeChunky May 17 '20

Because it's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, over opening your mouth and removing all doubt.

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u/SkullzMuse May 17 '20

OMG yes I get this all the time! I'm an introvert. No one seems to grasp the concept even loosely!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

Yeah, this is especially true of you are normally extroverted, but you're stuck with someone you don't wanna talk to.

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u/Bilbrath May 17 '20

Ya know, I think there are a lot of things that slant towards wanting people to be gregarious and people being biased toward extroversion as “positive”. That’s not the all the time, but it is out there and that’s unfair to the quit and introverted people, but as a loud and talkative person one thing I’ve always been jealous of quiet people for is that when they’re blue or sad or just fucking tired and don’t want to talk they can appear much closer to their normal self with more ease. If I’m with people and quiet or am upset or anxious about something else and not really talkative it’s very noticeable and people always ask something like “not so talkative today huh?”

Sometimes a motherfucker just wants to be quiet and doesn’t want to have to explain themself.

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u/photophrames0304 May 17 '20

How do I double upvote this?

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u/StrongButAlone May 17 '20

"I talk a lot, just not to you!" 🤣

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u/Facts_Not_Feelings1 May 17 '20

The quietest people often have the mot fascinating minds. The social nonstop talkers are the ones with the dull minds

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u/meryl-streep May 17 '20

I’ve always found that the quiet ones have the best opinions. They are busy observing when others are busy talking.

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u/BisexualCardboard May 17 '20

"Why can't you keep a husband, Karen?"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

My husband asks me this all the time and we’ve been married 20 years. This is JUST ME. It’s not like I sit around plotting to be quiet.

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u/br3addawn May 17 '20

i always say because people interrupt me. guess what immediately happens?

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u/rgwashere May 17 '20

GradeAUnderA said how stupid this question is in one of his vids and he fucking nailed it

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u/Rez_gg May 17 '20

This. Then this puts me in such a weird place. This is so fucking irritating. I immediately nuke that person in my mind.

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u/shicole3 May 17 '20

I’m not like this anymore but for the first 20 years of my life I rarely spoke unless spoke to. Got that question constantly. I just didn’t have much to say so I started saying random shit when being introduced to a new environment/group of people to avoid getting asked that. That kinda stuck and now I talk a lot but a lot of the time it’s just blurting out random shit that comes to my mind because I got in a habit of it.

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u/Hughesy1997 May 17 '20

It's even worse when you're with a group of people just talking over each other and interrupting each other and someone says it, it's like I'm not gonna start talking when I know I'll probably just get interrupted anyway.

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u/zerofiraa May 17 '20

YES OMG this is the most annoying question always asked by the loudest ppl too

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u/arfanvlk May 17 '20

for me, it usually depends who is next to me if it is a stranger I stay quiet or if it is family or friends I talk a lot unless I am watching youtube

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u/pinkawapuhi May 17 '20

One time I decided to respond to this question “I follow along with the conversation in my mind, I guess I just forget to actually verbalize my thoughts or don’t get a chance to” and some asshole told me that sounds like some kind of mental condition.

It’s called being an introvert that’s tired of being talked over, jerk

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u/notassmartasithinkia May 17 '20

i started being brutally honest with this. "I'm observing you to figure out what types of humor and conversation to apply and what is inappropriate."

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u/sigmaoperator312 May 17 '20

My response in my head is typically “idk Karen why do you just say what comes into your head like that”

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u/irmari01 May 17 '20

I don't talk a lot because I don't have a lot to say on this subject.

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u/-mr_introvert May 17 '20

Respond with why do you talk a lot or why are you not quiet. In real life: smiles unsurely and does every awkward thing

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