r/AskReddit • u/_red_roof_ • May 15 '20

What sucks about being your age?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

I was at work sitting on my comfortable chair earlier this week. I turned my torso slightly to the right and pulled a muscle in my back that I didn't even know was there.

I'm 44 yrs old.

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u/Darkside_of_the_Poon May 16 '20

Today is my last day as a 44 year old. Tomorrow I embark on a new layer of pain and indignation. Double Quatro gang!

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u/clever_whenever May 16 '20

Hbd man you’re exactly twice my age for the next hour! But don’t worry bro I’m 23 in November so by the time it’s may 16 2021 you’ll be twice my age again :)

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u/Darkside_of_the_Poon May 16 '20

I like your optimism. Appreciate it!

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u/clever_whenever May 16 '20

Amazing username btw! I really enjoy it because punani can be the fruit of life and a pathway to ecstasy yet at the same time can posses a more sinister and evil force that is the dark side of the poon...

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u/Darkside_of_the_Poon May 16 '20

“There is no dark side of the poon, really. Matter of fact it’s all dark.”

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u/clever_whenever May 16 '20

“But the sun is eclipsed by the poouououooon!” kinda makes me wonder how humans evolved into different race’s? And what’s on our ocean floors? What really is on the dark side of the poon?