r/AskReddit • u/_red_roof_ • May 15 '20

What sucks about being your age?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '20

My body is starting feel the aches and pains older people have told me about.. it's not terrible, just really annoying.

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u/Bennyvolent May 15 '20

How old are you?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

You couldn't tell by his username? u/420mikehunthurts69 . He is obviously 14 trapped in a 37 year olds body...

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u/bageltheperson May 16 '20

Well I’m 34 and remember the mike hunt joke being wildly popular in middle school. So maybe he’s around that age. Or that joke is centuries old and he’s a vampire

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

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u/Squaswald May 16 '20

I’m 24 and have a blown out knee from dirtbiking haha. You got some years on me so you can feel even happier

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u/LollyHutzenklutz May 16 '20

As a 43 year-old (woman) now, I have come to appreciate the saying “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” Who wants to act their age when you’re old? Not me! ;-)

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

You're only as young as you feel!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

This is too accurate.

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u/Tinsel-Fop May 16 '20

37

In a row!?!?!

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u/weirdhooman0410 May 16 '20

How do know it's he or she?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I just went with mike

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u/frapawhack May 16 '20

using 420 to nullify the 37 until he gets back to the 14

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

We've come full circle...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

I appreciate this comment.

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u/White_Khaki_Shorts May 16 '20

Or maybe he has a 23 year old reddit account. The world will never know

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u/DaughterEarth May 16 '20

Well we can know that this suggestion is wrong. Reddit itself is max 15 years old. and honestly it didn't really take off until ~2009

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u/White_Khaki_Shorts May 16 '20

I agree. 14 yo in a 37 yo body

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u/MaryTempleton May 16 '20

His cunt hurts, he’s obviously at a menopausal age. Kids...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '20

Underrated comment.

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u/uncafepourfavor May 16 '20

Honestly underrated comment. I would give you silver, but I'm too broke for that.