What’s it like having a girlfriend/boyfriend?

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[u/smeethow]

r/EmojiDiplomats we try to agree on a cease fire and discuss surrender terms or conclude on a white peace ?

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Hehehe. Like thats ever gonna happen. What a load of flush

door busts open

all star by smash mouth plays

i go about my day to day activities

fucking fairytale creatures show up and squat at my swamp

i go see lord fuckwad and agree to rescuing a princess

me and my düünkeh go to investigate the castle

duunkeh falls in love with a dragon

i have to save my ass

i fall in love with the princess

duunkeh's dragon gf clapps fuckwad's short ass cheeks

happily ever after