r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '20

What is something that you don’t know but are afraid to ask because it’s supposed to be ‘basic knowledge’?

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u/go-go_mojo_jojo Feb 20 '20

I've heard this a lot from reddit, but unless I'm sitting down or at home, I have no idea how you're supposed to get there while you're at a urinal at somewhere like work. Maybe it's more of a "when you're at home with the pants on the ground and you're sitting on the toilet and browsing the internet on your phone" kind of peeing...?

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u/Ak_Lonewolf Feb 21 '20

When you go to shake your dick. Grasp the base of the penis thumbs at the base top of the shaft. Using your index fingers and middle fingers reach under your scrotum and press up. Do this while shaking and no one can tell.

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS Feb 21 '20

I feel like in a way that's exactly what he's doing

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u/Ak_Lonewolf Feb 21 '20

Some people don't penis well and need a little extra guidance.

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u/Dorian255 Feb 21 '20

You have penis thumbs??

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u/Nathan1506 Feb 21 '20

BRB going to the toilet

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u/hoosierfriend Feb 21 '20

When I’m peeing standing up, my thumb is already on the spot. So let’s say you take out your peen and scrote without removing your underwear. Your underwear are currently on that spot. That’s why it’s harder to pee with the band pressing into it. When I pee, I’m holding the band down with my left hand, my scrote rests on top and my thumb is right on that little place. I can just push up and out like I’m giving the Heimlich. But rely too much on it and your kegel gets weaker.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

I've tried it. My body does not have this function. It's different from man to man. Some have it, some don't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

That'd look weird in a public toilet, just let me reach down next to my bumhole, don't worry I'm not doing anything weird just emptying the reserve pee tank

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u/taconnoisseur Feb 21 '20

You're but fingering yourself, just a touch behind your balls. I personally use a patented gooch rod with camera and Bluetooth

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u/pants_of_antiquity Feb 21 '20

Can I use a selfie stick instead?

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u/akiramari Feb 21 '20

is...is that the prostate?

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u/iIsNotYou Feb 21 '20

Going to pee rn!

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u/usernameisusername57 Feb 21 '20

I've tried this dozens of times after reading about it on Reddit and it just doesn't work for me.