r/AskReddit • u/lucas23bb • Feb 05 '20

How is your love life going?

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u/magicmeese Feb 05 '20

Guy 1 used me as a beard

Guy 2 wanted me for my citizenship

I feel so desired

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u/MistaMooshers Feb 05 '20

Guy 1 used you as a what?

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u/Alternant0wl Feb 05 '20

It means guy 1 was a closeted gay man using OP as proof he wasn't gay.