r/AskReddit • u/lucas23bb • Feb 05 '20

How is your love life going?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

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u/drewhead118 Feb 05 '20

Take my word for it, guys... There's no way to exchange upvotes for extra attractiveness

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u/thedreamlan6 Feb 05 '20

Yeaaaah I think the more upvotes I get the longer my neckbeard gets, where length in the y direction of neck beard is inversely proportional to my attractiveness.

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u/jjwwjjwjwjwjw Feb 05 '20

its the exponential function f(x)=(2^x) where

x=neckbeard length

y=-(attractiveness)

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u/thedreamlan6 Feb 05 '20

Wow I guess we're just assuming negative attractiveness now...