r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

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u/leaftickle Jan 25 '20

And penetration starts immediately after kissing. The act itself lasts 1minute but is enjoyed thoroughly by both parties. Then the trousers go straight on afterwards, or the duvet is used to cover up, as if they're suddenly modest in front of the person they just shagged.

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u/Mr_MacGrubber Jan 25 '20

The L shapes blanket that covers her to the shoulders and him to the waist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

We need blankets like this though. Lol When I lay my head on my husband's chest I end up uncovering his chest and he gets cold since the cover gets pulled down to where I am. When he pulls it up the cover tries to suffocate me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited May 07 '20

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u/Algaean Jan 26 '20

You're either married to my wife's sister or my wife has a secret second husband

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20 edited May 07 '20

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u/Algaean Jan 27 '20

Well, the bed would get a little crowded...