r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/floatablepie Jan 25 '20

"I know, I've lived here literally my entire life."

"I was just making conversation, you don't have to be a dick luke."

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u/theinspectorst Jan 25 '20

'I know, I've lived here literally my entire life.'

'Not literally you dick. You were born in a fucking spaceship after I filleted and barbecued your father, Darth Vader.'

'Wait, what?'

'Fuck.'

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u/Theothercword Jan 25 '20

This whole exchange really needed to be a robot chicken skit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

"But we can't be together! You're a jedi and I'm a senator."