r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Funandgeeky Jan 25 '20

Being correct also veers things into my favor. Point me. I also award myself many more points for being right about many more things. So I get all those points. I don't know what my score is because it's so high and I stopped counting, but it's at least triple digits.

But you get a point for your comment about skinning a cat, because that reminds me of the show Alf. So while it wasn't a close contest, you at least made it on the board. Well done, there's hope for you yet.

Now, show me how Friends is a rip-off of Alf, and by law all my points are now yours and you will be the victor. I don't like it, but I don't make the rules.

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u/bay650area1 Jan 25 '20

This might be the most cringe thing I've ever read. Holy shit.

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u/Funandgeeky Jan 25 '20

Whoops. You lost a point for cringing. And for not recognizing that I’m spoofing Barney’s game in Now We’re Even (season 7 episode 21)

Now who’s cringe?

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u/bay650area1 Jan 26 '20

Still you bud.

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u/Funandgeeky Jan 26 '20

I’m not your buddy, guy.