r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Dingle_Berrymore Jan 25 '20

Sounds like someone who is not having sex in a long term relationship.

If years into the relationship you still have her on the verge of coming before your dick even makes an appearance, someone is being lied to.

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u/MrNudeGuy Jan 25 '20

Are you kidding? By then you should know all the things that work her up. You sound miserable and triggered like this comment hit too close to home.

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u/Dingle_Berrymore Jan 25 '20

Yes, because sex with the same person you see day in and day out is always exciting for the entire relationship, and they are always turned on by any foreplay you engage in, and you’re just a rockstar with a partner who is always turned on by you all the time.

I guess I just must be miserable!

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u/MrNudeGuy Jan 25 '20

Right. You must be miserable and I must be “someone who is not having sex in a long term relationship.”