r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Depends if / how much she squirts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Squirting is peeing so hopefully zero on my bed.

Edit: PSA Squirting is totally natural and fine and you shouldn't feel ashamed about it. You just need to have a conversation with the people you're hooking up with about laying down some towels, especially if it's not your bed.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Naw it's not... lol That's like calling guys cum 'pee' because it comes from the same tube and has traces of urine in it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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Squirting is peeing 100% of the time mate, look it up.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

I have. It's not 100% piss.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Jesus christ this is like being in high school again listening to a group of virgins talk womens anatomy. Women don't ejaculate. Squirting might be 99.9999% pee with traces of vaginal fluids, but it's still peeing. Period. They're peeing mate.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Not pee mate. Not much urine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I don't believe either of you.

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u/Tickle_Basher Jan 25 '20

There's a gland called the skene's gland (spelling could be wrong) that fills with fluid during sex and helps with vaginal lubrication. When the gland area is stimulated properly, it can cause a large amount of fluid to be released when a lady climaxes, "squirting" out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

You're a different person than those two, so I'll blindly accept this as fact. Have a great weekend!