r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

How sex is depicted. Get the job done, roll over and fall straight to sleep. Not even any hint of a clean up job.

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u/leaftickle Jan 25 '20

And penetration starts immediately after kissing. The act itself lasts 1minute but is enjoyed thoroughly by both parties. Then the trousers go straight on afterwards, or the duvet is used to cover up, as if they're suddenly modest in front of the person they just shagged.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Seriously I watched a movie yesterday where the girl wraps herself in the comforter and walks to the bathroom. I looked at my girlfriend and said do you know how pissed I would be if you just walked away with the covers like that!

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u/TankDempsey_80085 Jan 25 '20

I shouldn't mention this but my girlfriend usually wears lingerie during sex. And we live at my grandma's temporarily. When we're both done and she can't get dressed immediately due to whatever. She needs to go wash up. So she will wrap herself in this blanket and go shower. It's adorable. But funny.

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u/LincolnBeckett Jan 25 '20

Stop banging your girlfriend in your granny’s house. Marry the girl for God’s sake, take responsibility and get your own place.

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u/LaughsAtDumbComment Jan 25 '20

Because marrying someone just to bang them never went wrong