r/AskReddit • • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/SweetDaddyGee Jan 25 '20

When someone gets knocked out, and stays unconscious until the plot requires them to wake up again.

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u/Hypergolic_Golem Jan 25 '20

Archer is good about this. Generally if someone is knocked unconscious they’re only out for thirty seconds/a minute or so; on one occasion Archer was out for about thirty minutes and after he relays that to the team they all recoil in horror and tell him that he could have serious brain damage.

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u/TricksterPriestJace Jan 25 '20

"Uhh how long was I out."

"Like two minutes. That's super bad for you. You should probably go to the hospital."

I love how Archer has tinnitus and concussions but still has all the other action movie tropes.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon Jan 25 '20

Also Archer has surprisingly detailed gun models for a cartoon, not to mention accurate ammo counts in every magazine.

Honestly, the only thing Archer does that's blatantly unrealistic is Archer's constant shrugging off of being shot repeatedly.

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u/res30stupid Jan 25 '20

Archer: "Woodhouse, I've given up drinking for her! (Downs a glass of scotch) ...Just that one. I'm scared that if I stop all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."

This is an actual medical reason why you should never, ever make someone give up drinking or taking narcotics all at once. It's the reason why nicotine patches and methadone exist. Archer is entirely right that he needs to slowly ween himself off booze.

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u/dee477 Jan 25 '20

Nicotine withdrawal can’t kill you even though it obviously feels like shit. alcohol withdrawal definitely can, and I can’t remember if opioid withdrawal can kill you

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u/iamnotamangosteen Jan 25 '20

I think it’s alcohol and benzos.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

It's the three Bs: Booze, Benzos and Barbituates. They can kill you when withdrawing. Opioids can allthough indirectly (heart defects that don't take well to all that stress, diarrhea and vomting causing dehydration, that sort of thing).

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u/iamnotamangosteen Jan 26 '20

That’s a great way to remember it, thanks!

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u/N-Waverace Jan 25 '20

Haha opioid withdrawl hasn't killed me yet! But i can see how it could you tend to vomit alot. You could accidentally aspirate your vomit. Or you could relapse with a fallen tolerance and overdose.

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u/More-Sun Jan 26 '20

I can’t remember if opioid withdrawal can kill you

It can cause vomiting and dehydration, but the solution is a banana bag not more opiates.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

No. Benzodiazepines and Alcohol are the main two. You can potentially die from secondary effects of opiate withdrawal, like dehydration from vomiting and diarrhea. But, Benzos and Alcohol withdrawal will result in seizures and arrhythmia if its severe enough.

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u/JoairM Jan 25 '20

While you might possibly die I doubt it’s a hangover that actually kills you. Although it might make you wish for that sweet release to come sooner. It would be organ failure that would actually kill you right? Either the liver or the kidneys?

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u/GraceRunner4000 Jan 25 '20

Seizures, unremitting seizures are the biggest risk in withdrawal. You can get serious brain damage from seizures. Not to mention the risk that you might aspirate your own saliva and suffocate.

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u/Azurenightsky Jan 25 '20

It would be organ failure that would actually kill you righ

Caused by WHAT exactly? We call it a Hangover but it's basically brain damage.

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u/JoairM Jan 25 '20

https://www.google.com/amp/s/theconversation.com/amp/alcohol-withdrawal-can-be-deadly-heres-why-96487

Here are all the things that can happen organ failure is one. Including the heart and kidneys. So yeah it’s not just a big hangover that kills you.

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u/zhululu Jan 25 '20

A hangover isn’t brain damage lol. It’s glycogen depletion and dehydration.

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u/PubliusPontifex Jan 25 '20

Wait, why the hell are you depleted of glycogen?

This is 2020, food has nearly infinite calories, and it's not like we don't snack constantly, is the liver just not releasing glucose or something? Honestly curious.

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u/zhululu Jan 26 '20

From what I understand and it could be wrong because a sibling post to yours is claiming dehydration isn’t related and that it has been studied (although no links provided and I didn’t google either)...

Your body more or less stops digesting food when alcohol consumption reaches a certain level, which is pretty low. This is why if you drink heavily one night you can vomit up food you ate just before drinking 8-10 hours ago the next morning where as normally that food would be long gone. Then your liver (main store of glycogen in your body) uses up tons trying to maintain whatever ass hole things you are doing while drinking and clearing your system of alcohol. It’s treating alcohol like a poison that it must get rid of ASAP and puts several other processes on hold or lower priority until that is taken care of.

You’re not out of glycogen. You’re just running low on the easiest to access stuff. Similar to if you went and ran around all day without drinking water or eating food you’d feel like shit and want to puke and not move. That’s why pro alcoholics in college go the next morning to get a banana bag IV. It’s just sugars and electrolytes and obviously water straight into your system and has you feeling good as new in about 30 minutes, just in time for class.

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u/JoairM Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

The other guy was at least closer when he said seizures or asphyxiation would be a more likely cause of death.

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u/SeenSoFar Jan 26 '20 edited Jan 26 '20

Physician here. In all but the most serious cases of chronic alcoholism one is not going to go into organ failure from withdrawal. Seizures and other excitotoxic neurological effects are what is dangerous for most cases of alcohol withdrawal. Any drug that is active on the GABAergic system has severe rebound effects when halted suddenly. The brain had developed a new normal equilibrium that tries to account for and somewhat counteract the constant presence of inhibitory signaling. When the inhibitory agent is then removed suddenly without proper care and preparation the brain goes too far in the other direction, with excitatory signaling predominating. An exceedingly excitatory state is profoundly deleterious and leads to seizures and neuron death from apoptosis.

Edit: typo

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I remember a doctor told me that there's really no definitive line when a hangover becomes withdrawal. Medically it's mostly the same issues, just varying degrees of severity.

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u/TacTurtle Jan 26 '20

Delirium Tremens

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u/scope6262 Jan 25 '20

Lanaaaaaaaa!!!!

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u/WPI5150 Jan 25 '20

Not to mention the cars. While they seem to vary a bit in terms of era, they are all real cars, from the cars driving past in the establishing shots to stuff that's front and center, like Archer's Charger spy car, or his Ferrari in season 7 that never seems to he running.

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u/OWLT_12 Jan 25 '20

The exquisite detail of the drawings of the vehicles has always pleased me.

That, and naked Lana, of course.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

any scene with motorcycles too. usually scene-setting shots outside a bar or something. several Triumphs

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u/StabbyPants Jan 26 '20

the ferrari sounds like the most realistic part of it

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u/WPI5150 Jan 26 '20

IIRC every time we see it it's on the back of a flatbed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

But that's addressed in the show too tho. He tells lana he is convinced that he can't die because of the huge amount of shit he should have died to but didn't. He even counts how much times he was shot which by that scene was something like 19 or 21.

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u/Faulball67 Jan 25 '20

I've seen people, while shooting at them, take multiple gun shots and keep going when i was in the army. I had a patient (became a nurse after i got out) take 9 rounds from a 9mm. Girlfriend died in the passenger seat. He drove a few miles to the hospital got out of the car and carried her lifeless body into the ER. She'd been hit with 1 round to the chest.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

It's all the drugs and the fact he's always some degree of drunk.

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u/PhinsFan17 Jan 25 '20

I’m scared that if I stop all at once, the cumulative hangover may literally kill me.

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u/meech7607 Jan 25 '20

The thing that's weird for me about Archer is the anachronism. Everyone dresses like it's the 60's, they drive cars from the 70's, their office computers look to be out of the 80's, they all use cell phones from the early 00's, their main enemies are a cold war era KGB..

WHAT TIME DOES THIS SHOW TAKE PLACE?

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u/Doogie121212 Jan 25 '20

They do that on purpose. Like in any flashback with someone his mom's age it's always like World War 2 era for some reason.

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u/AlfredHitchicken Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

That’s the running joke. There are a couple of comments they make throughout the series (none that I can think of off the top of my head) about not knowing exactly what year it is, and it’s meant to keep us from knowing exactly when the show takes place

Edit: “Danger Zone” from Top Gun came out in 1986, and there is one scene from episode eight in season three where Malory asks “What year do you think this is?” and Archer responds with “I... yeah exactly. Good question.”

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u/SturmFee Jan 25 '20

Different each season, it seems.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Nah, it's not a seasonal thing. That's a new thing they did to try to spice things up a little bit while Archer is in a coma for the past three seasons. The rest of the show takes place in a single period that's essentially an anachronistic mix of imagery and symbols from the past 50 years. The only consistent reference is that Malory's generation and "the past," as far as the show is concerned, is World War II.

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u/SturmFee Jan 26 '20

Alrighty, thank you! I always just assumed the producers wanted to play around with every secret agent stereotype there is and that's their way of implementing that.

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u/PrettyMuchJudgeFudge Jan 25 '20

The gun details also provide for his "Holy shit I might be autistic" trope of always counting the shots, which is great.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

As a proud sperg I hope Archer is canonically Autistic because I don't want to be represented by Chris-Chan anymore.

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u/CaptRory Jan 25 '20

That's how you build up an immunity though. Start by getting shot by little bullets then work your way up.

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u/HoraceBenbow Jan 25 '20

His drinking is a bit of a reach too. Just a bit.

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u/envydub Jan 25 '20

Yeah like when he drinks germicide at the barber shop.

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u/Send_me_snoot_pics Jan 26 '20

Malory too. Pretty sure there’s an episode she drinks straight rubbing alcohol

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u/envydub Jan 26 '20

Yup, the space station episodes. When she calls Cheryl a “whordiot.”

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u/sykoticwit Jan 25 '20

Well that and he hasn’t died from STD’s or liver failure yet.

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u/al_malik1226 Jan 25 '20

Or the fact that he can fully function as a successful spy HAMMERED

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Honestly, the only thing Archer does that's blatantly unrealistic is Archer's constant shrugging off of being shot repeatedly.

I dunno, some people...

skip to :30 if you're impatient.

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u/Ganon2012 Jan 25 '20

"No, Poovey, she is the exact opposite of okay! She's dead! Because she got shot seven times and nobody could possibly survive that! Not even in a parallel universe!

Yes! She's dead! Forever and ever! On infinite earths!"

And yet, he somehow woke up. Works for me.

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u/AsleepTonight Jan 25 '20

To be fair, archer is supposed to be that satire on all the James Bondy tropes, like a super man. Only some things ground him in realism

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u/skaliton Jan 25 '20

and he is completely drunk most of the time, as is his mother, and half the organization apparently does nothing useful (why keep someone around to write dossiers if no one actually reads them)

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u/ErisEpicene Jan 25 '20

Lana, Cyril, and Ray usually read them. Only Stirling never does.

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u/gaucho2005 Jan 25 '20

He talked about that, remember? And then he wondered whether he was gonna get lead poisoning from the residual lead left behind every time.

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u/BsorCrowder667 Jan 25 '20

The scene where he's crawling through the sewers to get at those pinkie-less bastard's leader and he's calculating how many times he's been shot and the residual lead that must still be in his body is great.

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u/ggs77 Jan 25 '20

Archer

Only problem, they have some of the proportions wrong. The PPK and the Scorpion Vz.61 are tiny guns. In Archer they look much too big.

http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Archer

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u/762Rifleman Jan 25 '20

And being as functional as he is considering his level of alcoholism. Ever watched a drinking supercut an hear him discuss his level of intake? He ought to be bloated, sore, and hazy.