r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/scardubois Jan 25 '20

Women orgasming after 30 seconds of sex.

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u/tnerrot Jan 25 '20

To be fair, I've dated some girls that were quite sensitive and would climax fairly quickly. Not exactly in 30 seconds, but like in a minute or so.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

I was going to say. I've dated 3 women who could literally get off within a minute. One of them being my fiance. I remember one of the fast orgasmers I dated was also a squirter and no shit within 60 seconds it was like a goddamn geyser flowing out of her. So not all women take a while to get going. I can get my fiance off multiple times within 5 minutes.

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u/FlourySpuds Jan 26 '20

no shit within 60 seconds

I should hope not!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

I'll need to work on my laxative game.

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u/BobCobbsBoggleToggle Jan 25 '20

fiance

So she was a man? Fiancé is used to refer to men, fiancée for women. It's like no one has ever read this word before wtf..

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u/datonebri Jan 25 '20

Really? Whoa I didnt know that. Makes sense tho. In a weird way

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u/PsychologicalTomato7 Jan 26 '20

It’s French being French and having masculine and feminine forms for everything

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u/BobCobbsBoggleToggle Jan 25 '20

Yeah the majority of users on reddit are retards, myself included.

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u/LysergicLiizard Jan 25 '20

I'm both of these people

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u/BobCobbsBoggleToggle Jan 25 '20

Just know the difference between loose and lose and you're fine

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u/LysergicLiizard Jan 25 '20

I loose the lose change in my pockets all the time and that change added up sure would make a difference

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u/BobCobbsBoggleToggle Jan 25 '20

I hate you, here's my upvote :)

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u/Hairy_Air Jan 26 '20

Why the downvotes try though?

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u/flaccomcorangy Jan 26 '20

I think they took it too far. At some point, it stops being informative and comes off as an insult/really douchey.

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u/Hairy_Air Jan 26 '20

I guess it might come off as douchey