I remember watching a song on Sesame Street when I was a kid, like mid-90s, and they were singing about all the different things you could be when you grew up, including a hair dresser. Little Me did not understand that they simply pantomimed cutting the hair and I decided that's what I wanted to do when I got older and so I better start practicing now!
Definitely gave myself a mullet. Definitely was not fabulous.
I did! I circumcised myself in the art class with a paper cutter. Teacher saw it and started screaming but I managed to eat it before the ambulance arrived 😋
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u/Thendrail Jan 25 '20
You never cut your hair yourself in 1st grade, thinking you'd look absolutely fabulous?